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To the wonderful and amazing angel

who got me a paid account ...


If perfection were pants you'd fit them!


Aug. 11th, 2009 11:49 am
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I don't which kind soul out there did it, but whoever gave me the paid account for a year ... THANK YOU!  THANK YOU!  THANK YOU! 

I feel like doing this ...

xoxoxo my International Friend of Mystery and Awesome! xoxoxo

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This picture turns me on ...

Also, I know [livejournal.com profile] ic1pher has been missing the Megan Fox posts *exaggerated wink*.  She is the most interesting woman in the world, after all.  Her media coverage is expanding faster than the universe.  She once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.  Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.  She lives vicariously, through herself.  She does car commercials... in Japan.  She could punch you in the face and it would be awesome.  Her blood smells like bacon. And, one time she met John Stamos on a plane and he told her she was pretty.  So ...

drunken Megan Fox talks about wanting to hit Olivia Wilde like the fist of an angry god, not banging RPattz, inventing lesbianism, Korean Mountain wine, and wanting to be pwned by Joan Jett ... )

I'm sorry, this post only exists because I'm really, really hyper for no reason at all and I couldn't help myself.
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I was just reading through the Georgina Sparks: GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! thread on TWoP and I absolutely got a kick out of most of the posts there about her. It really makes me giggle that her crazy-ass gaymo love for Serena is totally obvious to people who aren't even looking for femslash.

more on the crazyassinist bitch ever to grace the UES behind the cut... )

Oh Georgina, why do you intrigue me so?

*goes to watch Desperately Seeking Serena again*
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OMG!  I just had the most awesome Leighton dream.  Okay, maybe not the most awesome since it was PG, but still it was a really awesome Leighton!Dream

[Wayne's World]Doo doo doo doo!  Doo doo doo doo!  Doo doo doo doo!

So, for some reason I was at the grocery store with friends, and we were sitting at the benches at the front bitching about a friend of ours that was taking a long time at the checkout.  And because it's a dream and dreams are weird, I look over and there are television screens set up to keep people who are waiting amused.  On the screen is Leighton, who's in a make-up ad or something, but she's dressed like Blair and has blonde-ish hair.  So I'm looking at the screen thinking about how much hotter she is as a brunette, and I yell at the television screen "Go back to brown, Leighton!".  Then I sat back congratulating myself on how funny I was.

Then one of my friends starts tapping me and motioning to the door, and I look over and Leighton is at the doorway sticking her head through grinning and says "I did!".  She was casual laidback Leighton, with her hair pulled back, the glasses, and like a black and white stripped shirt.  And I'm freaking out, "like OMG, OMG Leighton heard me!  What's she doing at a grocery store?  OMG, I love my life."

And then she wanders off or something and I'm sad.  But then because it's a dream she's back (and Ed Westwick is with her).  And for some reason the grocery store is now like a Sephora or something, and there's make-up all around, and Leighton is back now and dressed in black (well, black pants anyway.  I can't really remember the top.  I was sitting down and thus crotch level in the dream, so, because apparently I'm a pervert, all I can remember are her pants and her face)  with her hair out and in long luxurious Blair-esque waves (but she's still pretty casual).  And we're talking again about her hair, and for some reason I reach out and pretend to stroke her hair and say, "the brown is just so luxurious."  And she smiles the Leighton smile of turning people to goo, and I feel very pleased with myself. 

Then someone comes by reminding Leighton that she has to go or she's going to be late for something mysterious, and she's smiling as seems reluctant to go, but finally leaves.

Then, she's back again, and Ed is talking to us about something while Leighton is on the phone near him.  And then I hear her saying something about breakfast "with three friends she just met" or something, and she turns around and is all like "do you want to have breakfast with" and she says Blake, herself and for some reason Taylor Momsen.  And I'm freaking out and I'm like "hellz to the yeah" and she's smiling and laughing. 

And then Ed in his British accent says something about going to a club that night (and for some reason I was thinking about him naked during this).  And then Leighton in the background mutters something about girls only and tells him that he's not invited.  And Ed fakes being hurt, but we all know he'll go out to another club and pick-up so whatever, and we all laugh.  And then I started saying things with a British accent for some reason, and Leighton started speaking with a British accent as well, which Ed found amusing.

And then we were moving towards the doorway, and I was apparently going with them to where ever they were going.

[/Wayne's World]Doo doo doo doo!  Doo doo doo doo!  Doo doo doo doo!

By this point my friends had disappeared completely in the context of my dream and I didn't miss them because I'm a bitch it was freaking Leighton.  Smiling.

*dreamy sigh*

I love you Leighton.  Never change.

*decides to go back to sleep and find out if I discover what breakfast is like*
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Still in doubt ... excerpt Angie's Marie Claire interview:

Zee: I need a cookie.
Angie: You need a cookie? You don't need a cookie.
Zee: Daddy gonna cry.
Angie: Why is Daddy gonna cry?
Zee:  Daddy wants me to have a cookie!

Your Honor, I rest my case.

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In DOOMSDAY, a lethal virus spreads throughout a major country and kills hundreds of thousands. To contain the newly identified Reaper, the authorities brutally quarantine the country as it succumbs to fear and chaos.

The literal walling-off works for three decades – until Reaper violently resurfaces in a major city. An elite group of specialists, including Eden Sinclair (Ms. Mitra), is urgently dispatched into the still-quarantined country to retrieve a cure by any means necessary. Shut off from the rest of the world, the unit must battle through a landscape that has become a waking nightmare.

(Click picture for trailer)

For more images of Rhona Mitra bringing sexy back to post-apocalyptic zombie films click here

Seriously though, not only does the film star Rhona Mitra it also stars Bob Hoskins, Alexander Siddig (Dr. Bashir!!!!), MyAnna Buring & Nora-Jane Noone (Sam and Holly from "The Descent") Adrian Lester ("Hustle" and "Being Human"), and Alex fucking DeLarge, um I mean Malcolm fucking McDowell! And it's directed by Neil Marshall who has made two of my favorite horror films of recent years Dog Soliders and The Descent (which I love more than I have words to express)

All of this means, that not only do I get to see Rhona Mitra being sexy and beating up people on the big screen, I get to see her doing it in a good movie with an awesome cast. Score!
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From now on my nickname for Sarah is going to be Pancakes.

I fuckin love this show.

Summer Glau is perfection.  In the scene with her lacing up those shoes I was like "how is it possible for one person to be so incredibly perfect?"

Pancakes makes pain beautiful.  Seriously, Lena sells pain like there's a Fire Sale going on or something.  She's good man.

BAG can act.

This show withholds hugs masterfully.

The producers of the show were talking about how they are more interested in the characters then explosions, and about how they respect their audiences intelligence and refuse to dumb down the show at WonderCon, and tonight's episode was a perfect example of that.  Mad respect for the creators and runners of the show.  Mad respect.

If this doesn't get renewed for a second season I am going to go batshit all over the FOX network.  They cannot do this to me again.  I need my Caminator and Pancakes dynamic duo of sexy and violence every week.  I need.
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Seriously, how awesome is the TRL interview with Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. (download link - courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] dancersbitch, thanks!)

I mean, Leighton answering for Blake when asked what music she was listening to and totally outing Blake as a Daughtry fan was awesomely couple-y.

But Leighton Meester insinuating that she and Blake shower together took the cake.

No seriously. After Blake gives the gaysexual entertainers favorite answer to the 'who are you dating' question, "I don't talk about my personal life", Leighton follows it up by responding to a question about her singing abilities by saying that she only sings in the shower. The kicker is that when the interviewer asks her what the last song she sang in the shower was she turns to Blake and asks her "What was the last song I sang?"

Um, Leighton ... do you and Blake often shower together? Please say it is so!

Of course Blake isn't dating Penn Badgley, she's too busy showering with Leighton and generally being adorable and ridiculously good looking.

Seriously, this was a good day for female celeb RPFS. First those gaytastic pictures of Hayden and Kristen Bell and now this. Keep it up girls, keep it up!
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Angelina Jolie on the hood of a Viper with guns.  Awesome.  I mean, with Angie and James McAvoy in it playing assassins I was already guaranteed to see this movie, but this picture only makes it seem so much sweeter.  It's like a funnel cake where they give you strawberry and carmel sauce over your ice-cream.  Yum!

UPDATE: Angelina Jolie looking bad-ass ... MORE PICTURES )

Then there's the description of the new movie Push, starring Chris Evans, Djimon Hounsou, Dakota Fanning and Camilla Belle about "a group of young American ex-pats with telekinetic and clairvoyant abilities who hide from a U.S. government agency in Hong Kong. They must band together and use their different talents to try to escape the control of the division."

The film is going to be directed by Paul McGuigan, who did Lucky Number Slevin and Wicker Park, both of which I liked so I have hopes that Push might just turn out to be as cool as it sounds.

*sigh* If only they had managed to find a way to have Jolie playing a sexy assassin shooting at a group of young American ex-pats with telekinetic and clairvoyant abilities from the hood of a Viper in Hong Kong, I'm pretty sure that it would have been the best movie ever.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ... SNAKES ON CLAIRE DANES ... motherfucker!

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Awesome, now I need to see Stardust even more tonight so that Brandon and I can make My So Called Life and T3 jokes throughout the whole thing (well, in between ogling Michelle Pfieffer which I do suspect will take up quite a bit of time, cause ROWR)

P.S. Is it a sign that I've been writing too much blackcest when the phrase from my icon starts to sound dirty to me?

"What are you going to do, Bella?" Andromeda asked shivering. Bellatrix smiled. "I'm going to crucio your ass."


"What are we going to do tonight?" Narcissa asked with a twinkle in her eyes. "The same thing we do every night, Cissy," Bellatrix purred. "I'm going to crucio your ass."
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Oh, Rie Rasmussen, you are 5'10 1/2 inches, of Dutch love!

“The only time I worked for Victoria’s Secret is because I, like everybody else, wanted to fuck a supermodel. And I did!"

“I’m glad I’m directing myself, because if I had to deal with one of those actresses who show up like, ‘I feel fat! I miss my boyfriend!’, I’d smack them — I’d end up in court.”

Rie Rasmussen: The Good, the Bad, the Gorgeous - Full Interview
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Plot: Set during the 1960s in an alternate New Zealand known as Nuovo Zelandia, PERFECT CREATURE imagines a world where vampires and humans peacefully co-exist, with the bloodsuckers as the next step in human evolution. This delicate balance looks to be destroyed when an influenza epidemic begins to sweep the human population and one vampire turns to preying on humans. The church sends out Silus (Dougray Scott) to catch the renegade vampire, Edgar. Silus joins forces with a human police captain (Saffron Burrows), and discovers that Edgar harbors dark secrets.

'Perfect Creature' trailer behind cut )

So, yeah, I pretty much need to see this as soon as humanly possibly.

Also, Saffron Burrows is the still the most awesome bi actress ever (don't look at me like that Kristanna! Saffron is taller than you, British and is dating a woman!)
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This is the most fantastic, gayest, most wonderful episode of anything that I have ever watched. Yumi and Sachkio are like two little button-nosed puppies frolicking in a green meadow with sunshine and rainbows bathing them in a radiant light that's made of pure love and chocolate chips, smothered in creamy, pure innocence and delight.

Seriously, I cannot express to you how wonderfully gay and awesome this episode is (yes, gayer than "The Lamb's Vacation" where Yumi watched Sachiko take off her top, and then at the end they agreed to lay around on blankets and sleep together!).

Precious Moments from 'A Breath of Fresh Air' - SPOILER WARNING )

I cannot express my love for Yumi/Sachiko. So awesome.

Also, for you Sei fans, she makes a very cute cameo this episode! And yes, Sei is still obsessed with draping herself all over Yumi at every given opportunity :D

Episode can be downloaded here

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The video blog of a "a 15 year old human male named Bernice Juach". Some call him "Dax Flame!"and in his video diary he talks about his life and things like pursuing friendship!

People, this blog is TOTALLY hilarious! TOTALLY! HILARIOUS! Totally ... hilarious. Omgtotallyhilarious! Totally.

Seriously, if you like laughing watch the videos below!

Note: The blogs are a joke, this kid is acting. You don't have to feel bad for finding him hilarious, he's doing it on purpose!

Entry #3
How Dax peed on his oppurtunity to be friends with Jacob. Literally Please pardon his manners. He throws a little fit at the end.
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Entry #4
Second horrible day in a row
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Entry #2
Dax planning out how he will earn the gift of friendship from Jacob, with a little bit of a plot twist in the last 6-7 seconds.
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A show about naked females wrestling against each other that doesn't merely exist in my mind. Whoa. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that this might be the greatest thing ever! (Okay, Kristanna Loken making out with me would be the greatest thing ever, but since that's likely only to happen in my dreams, I'm pretty sure that this is the greatest thing ever. Okay, so Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino as lesbian vampires sexin' and covered in blood was pretty great too, and so was Rose McGowan with a machine-gun leg, and peanut butter cookies are pretty awesome as well, but this is still pretty damn skippy!)

Naked Female Wrestling

Carmen Electra, stop making me like you! Seriously, what is up with celebrities I never used to be able to stand making me kinda of like them all of a sudden (Marley Shelton, Carmen Electra and ... uh, okay I guess there's just two of them then, but I'm looking at them anyway!). I don't know and I don't care, but continue to be super sexy.
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Movie Review: The Hamiltons

Okay, so I just got through watching a movie called The Hamiltons, and I absolutely floved it. I don’t want to gush too much about what I loved about it, because it’s one of those movies where if you know too much about it before going in it kind of ruins for it you. Like how I just thought The Sixth Sense was ‘okay’ cause one of my asshole friends told me Bruce Willis was dead before I saw the movie! Asshole.

So I’m not going to be an asshole and ruin it for you.


Every Family Has Secrets  )


The Hamiltons seem to be an ordinary American family, living in a small town in Northern California and dealing with the problems of everyday life. They've also been recently adjusting to the untimely death of their parents. David Hamilton, the oldest, has taken it upon his shoulders to pick up the responsibility for the orphaned family. Twins Wendell and Darlene are darker than the other two siblings and have become more conniving in the past few months. The youngest and most sensitive of the family is Francis. Francis recently found an old video camera his parents owned, and is using it to work on a school project about his family. It's through Francis' eyes that we soon get to know the Hamiltons and realize that there are much more disturbing elements lurking below the surface of "ordinary."


The movie, directed by a duo credited as “The Butcher Brothers”, is not a typical horror film so much as a really cool thinking person's horror film. On a rather limited budget, The Butcher Brother (whom I hope to see more work from) managed to craft a good old-fashion, creepy, psychological scare fest that packs some pretty powerful shocks while using minimal - but effective - gore and make-up effects (kind of like those great creepy atmospheric movies from the 70s, only it doesn’t test your gag reflex every fifteen minutes).

The family in the movie really is the definition of dysfunctional, and its fascinating watching them navigate through the mundane everyday problems and issues that most people can relate to, coupled with their unique situation.

I thought the story was engaging, and I was creeped out by, fascinated by, and surprisingly enough by the end touched by the family. After twenty minutes, I WANTED to see how and why this family was so screwed up.

Cory Knauf gives a solid performance as Francis, the young man that has so much to say, but cannot. He really shows how torn Francis about his family and the isolation that is felt by many teens struggling to find their place as they hit adulthood. Mackenzie Firgens gives a performance as twin Darlene who is deliciously vicious and sexy at the same time. And I though that Samuel Child had some really great moments as the responsible, repressed, oldest sibling David who is struggling valiantly to try and hold things together but is increasingly frustrated as everything seems to be spiraling out of control.

I highly recommend that you give it a watch … and then comment here so that I have people to squee about it with!

P.S. I'd stay away from the imdb message board for the movie until you see it because some ass put up spoilers for it in the title of their post)

Here’s the link for The Hamiltons (2006) – Torrent File. If you have trouble with the torrent file let me know and I'll upload the movie to sendspace :D

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