- Building A Better B-Movie Documentary
- Commentary by Producers Rick Jacobson (Writer/Producer/Director), Eric Gruendemann (Writer/Producer) & Brian Peck (Associate Producer)
This shit is going to be awesome! I'm talking like, Resident Evil DVD Commentary levels of awesome! It may even be gayer than the Resident Evil DVD Commentary. *Thoughtful pause* Well, maybe not, I mean the Resident Evil one did have Michelle Rodriguez on it, and pretty much nothing can out gay Michelle Rodriguez. But still, this commentary is going to be plenty gay!
Also, while on the subject of Bitch Slap, the shipper in me loves the fact that Julia and Erin both got bangs at the same time! It's like Kahlan's new outfit matching Cara's. It's adorable and cute and makes me want to hug them forever.
Seriously, watch this interview! It's hilarious and sexy and at the end America has a wardrobe malfunction, lol.
So, they were eating the pineapples off of each others nude bodies in their trailers between takes, y/y? And many thanks to alex_davis11 for locating and sharing the gems below.
Also, anyone have any awesome Bitch Slap icons? If so, show them off in the comments. I and I'm sure many others would appreciate it! Honestly, I've made so many Bitch Slap posts at this point that I feel dirty for not having a Bitch Slap icon to use with them.
Erin's response to America trying to slip into Erin's bed one night: If you're going to be in my bed just understand that you might be kicked, you might get hurt, you might have a pillow over your face, and I might make out with you." - Ooh, she sounds like fun!
And that's just one of the gems from the article! So, click to embiggen and read already!
Many thanks to bklyn_hunny for the interview/images!
( Midnight Madness - Bitch Slap Q&A from TIFF )
amluv pointed out that Erin has some wicked awesome pics of the Bitch Slap Trio up on her facebook.
( My favorites behind the cut ... heavily Julia/Erin, I am a shipper after all, lol )
And finally, crys_22 pointed me in the direction of the lovely Bitch Slap Facebook Page, which has some nice pictures of the trio, including this hot tamale:
And I'm spent...
How do I love these girls? I cannot count the ways. And I like that this a new-ish video which shows that the gay just never dies between them, though Erin's dark Spartacus hair did make it difficult for me to hell her from Julia a few times. I was like, "HOW IS JULIA BUFFING HER OWN ASS?" And then I realized, "Oh, it's just Erin doin' her thang!"
A Bitch Slap 2 script is in the works! Julia posted this to her Twitter (read the last question and answer) - thanks crys_22 and amluv for the heads up!
Also, according to Erin's Twitter: "Yes, Bitch Slap extended version will be on the dvd, which will be coming out late Spring 2010." Thank you sweet baby Jesus! (and crys_22 for telling me this!)
And finally, I want to present the hottest .gif of all time to every one ... because ... well, fuck! JUST LOOK AT IT!
Go get it gurl!
breakism you are a golden goddess for capturing this piece of heaven and .giffing it so that I can watch it over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over ... well I think you get the picture, again!
Title: Sweet Talker
Fandom: Bitch Slap
Pairing: RPFS, Erin Cummings/Julia Voth
Rating: R, language, sexual situations
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, they are real people.
( “You’re such a sweet talker,” Julia replied, capturing Erin’s hands and holding them in her own to stop the redhead from touching her. “It’s no wonder ‘The Keagan’ couldn’t resist you.” )
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Aw! Look how happy Julia is. The sexs is really why she started the hugging in the first place! Little did Erin know she was just walking into the sexy trap Julia had set for her. The Voth's mind truly is a devious one.
Have fun girls! Don't do anything I wouldn't do (don't worry, that leaves a lot of doors open for them *wink*)
*Sorry America, you're married. You get no imaginary GoGA. Don't worry, Julia and Erin will use a strap-on in honor of you*
(Click the pic to see the girls drunk, bending over, slapping each other, squeezing each others boobs, making out with each other and Carrie, and to see Erin shove her head under Carrie's skirt)
And because Bitch Slap has taken over my brain ... new desktop time!
Bigger? / Want? / Blank Background / Official Poster
Thanks to ic1pher for the link!
I legit heart Erin Cummings. Her shenanigans amuse me. Also, I love her for making that bite out of crime remark, because in the theater as soon as that happened, I turned to my roomie and went, "Talk about taking a bite out of crime!" followed by, "Ooh, I hope she didn't bite off more than she can chew".
( More incredibly humorous and gay - seriously, this interviewer might be the luckiest woman on the planet! - tomfoolery behind the cut ... )
I have to say, after watching that video I want some Erin Cummings/Megan Fox RPFS. I think they would go really well together. I mean, Erin's cock-sucking rant ("You have to act like you want to suck his cock more than you want a job! More than you want to fight for your rights! More than you wanna fucking go shopping!") is totally some shit that Megan would say! (though Megan would also manage to work in a comment about her 'confident vagina').
The fact that Erin used every opportunity presented to her to touch the other women's boobies, kiss them, and put her head under their skirts guarantees that I will love her long time.
Oh man *dreamy sigh* And good times were had by all.
And it is cracky gold ya'll. It's basically a trancer21 fic, only America Olivero is playing the Michelle Rodriguez role!
This was B movie magic, bbs.
( Foxy69 invites you to read more about Bitch Slap! behind the cut ... )
In conclusion, this movie was pure cracky goodness. I will own this when it comes out on DVD.
Honestly, do yourselves a favor and watch the trailer! (link to official website)
Inspiration: “Bitch Slap” is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of “Dragstrip Girls,” “Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill,” “Kung Fu Nun” and the pantheon of Blacksploitation films, “Bitch Slap” mixes hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message… don’t be naughty! - source
Synopsis: “Bitch Slap” follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort massive booty from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control as allegiances change, truths are revealed, other criminals arrive for the score, the fate of the world hangs in the balance and they are forced to confront a villain much worse than they ever expected… themselves. - source
It's like Grindhouse (only Dakota and Cherry would've gotten it on - or Julia and Arlene, or Abernathy and Kim, or Zoe and Kim, or Lee and Abernathy or ... well, you get the point)
For your visual pleasure ... Wonder Woman
And it gets better! The cast list for the movie is amazing, geeks everywhere will rejoice.
1. Lucy Lawless
2. Renée O'Connor
And at this point I don't think I need to keep going but I will ;)
3. Zoë (motherfrakking) Bell
4. Kevin Sorbo
5. Michael Hurst
6. William Gregory Lee (from Xena,Dark Angel and Dante's Cove)
7. Mark Lutz (aka Groo, from Angel)
*sniffles, wipes eyes* If somehow Tracie Thoms had been part of this movie, I think it would have been so awesome that my mind would have exploded upon viewing.
Can it be 2009 now?