fembuck: (sonja)
Thoughts on Bonfire of the Vanity ...



In other news, TWILIGHT has invaded my tv.  I must have seen commericials for it about four times during Gossip Girl.  "Say it out loud"  "Vampire".  AHHHH, stop the insanity (or at least thrown a little Alice in!)

Also, more in other news ... I'm so sad that I don't have HBO and won't be able to see True Blood until tomorrow.  I want my Pam ... and Michelle Forbes is on this episode!  Making me wait for Pam and Michelle Forbes is just cru-elllllllle.

Oh, and in other more news ... I just realized that Willa Holland looks kinda like Caroline Dhavernas  (a.k.a. Jaye Tyler from Wonderfalls).  This probably accounts for part of the reason I think she's so awesome.

Um, I got one more thing ... Garfield minus Garfield, check it out.  It is pure brilliance. 
What is it:  Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.

 

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*sigh*  I love this show. 

1.  TEH GHEY.  You know I have to start off with teh ghey.  Waldsen, be still my beating heart.  This episode was magical for Waldsen goodness.  Serena was being such a good girlfriend at the beginning trying to get Blair into Yale so they can sex because it's her dream.  Best. Boyfriend. Ever.  Also, her little hand slap and "stop cracking your knuckles" was so cute *pinches Waldsen's cheeks* and domestic and lovely.  I also loved her volunteering Blair to babysit LovesIce-CreamandMagic.  Serena seems to love volunteering Blair for shit, and Blair's always like *bitchface* before being all, "Whatever you want dear" about it.

Blair's complete disinterest in Serena's "romance" with Aaron never fails to crack me up.  She's all "forget about your merkin and pay attention to me, nobody is around to be impressed by your hetero act".  B and S also totally seemed like they were trying to convert LovesIce-CreamandMagic into their fabulous gay lifestyle in that scene in Serena's room.  Speaking of that scene, Serena's "You're beautiful, can we PLEASE GO NOW" cracked me up so much.  SUCH AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!  Blair's, "Patience, love" comment only made it all the sweeter.  It's like they've been through this a thousand times.  Sugared up lab Serena is all like "Ruff, let's go!  Frisbee!  Scooby snack!  *chases her tail*  COME ON!" and Blair's like, "just sniff me for a while until I'm ready.  You know you want to."

Their little lovers quarrel at the bar was cute too, but only because they totally weren't even really mad at each other.  I also love how Serena brings out the best in Blair.  Serena totes makes Blair want to be a better person (just like Helen Hunt did for Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets).

The morning wake up scene ... I mean what is there to say about that.  It was just pure WIN.  Both of them in their tiny little night things, Serena's hand on Blair's hip, and then touching her arm lightly.  Blair running at Serena and pouncing on her lick Serena was covered in chocolate and fairy dust.  And then them laying on Serena's bed together all smiley and laughing, planning out their incredibly gay future at Yale together.

*sigh*

Perfect.

more there might be blood ramblings NOT about teh ghey, behind the cut ... )
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1.  Agnes is hot.  Seriously, I Willa Holland is gorgeous *no pedo*.  Jenny may have called being Agnes' bitch, but I'mma gonna fight her for the position.

2.  Blair ... masturbating = UNF!
"Ms. Blair, remember.  God is always watching" lol Dorota.  LOL.
Also, I'm completely convinced that in her dream when Chuck dropped out of frame that he transformed into Serena and that's why Blair was so chagrined when Dorota walked in on her.

3.  Blair lighting candles in Serena's room in lingerie is going to live in my mind forever.  The words "Serena knew how upset I was and invited me to sleep over" ... I came.

4.  Serena delicately picking up Blair's hand and kissing it ... OMG!  How fucking gentlemanly is this girl???  Seriously, Serena is more dashing than any of the guys trying to court her!  My goodness, how Blair didn't swoon right there in the middle of that "art" show is beyond me. 

COME ON PEOPLE, CAN THEY PLEASE JUST DO IT???  PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!  I mean, even Dan realizes that they are made for each other.  His "Serena and Blair are kind of a package deal" was totally a shout-out to their love.  And if that self-obsessed douche can see it, how can the writers not? 

THEY ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! 

LET THEM KISS Thirteen/Random!Girl-style please!



5.  GOD DAN IS SUCH A DOUCHE!  IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN UTTER ASS!

6.  Agnes ... vinyl pants ... UNF!  OMG, Anges is turning Jenny into a dirty girl who poses for pictures in her underwear and there was no faux!lesbian kissing?  WHAT THE EFF, CW?  Why do you hate the gays lady gays?  I object your honor!  I object on the grounds that GoGA is hot and they are not giving me any!!!!!!!
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*cries*  I don't want it to be over.  I can't wait until fall.  I needs my Gossip Girl.  I needs it.  My precious.


In conclusion ... [anime-esque explosion of emotion] OMG I MISS U SO MUCH ALREADY GG, COME BACK 2 ME SOON!  *cries*[/aee]
fembuck: (adelle dewitt)
OMG, my procrastination knows no bounds!  *sigh*

The allure of looking a pictures of pretty people for hours was just too much for me to resist *is weak*

Anyhoo ... I have icons!

Dollhouse )

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Blake and Leighton celebrate Nylon by touching each other as much as possible with all their Gossip Friends.



And also ...
fembuck: (Default)
Title: Delovely
Author: Janine
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Pairing: Blair/Serena
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Serena discovers just how romantic Blair’s bedroom can be. (Sequel to Feeling Good and Beautiful Mess)

fembuck: (Default)
How is it possible for one show to be so awesome? I love everything. EVERYTHING about it (well, not Jenny). Do not take my Gossip Girl away. One more episode is not enough! IS NOT ENOUGH! *SOBS*

Seriously, what am I going to talk to my classes about on Tuesday when the new episodes end????? How will I bond with the youth????



PREVIEWS:  OMG I NEED TO SEE SERENA STRANGLE GEORGINA!  I NEED TO SEE IT!  I WANTZ TO SEE IT!

(P.S.  I apologize for the gratuitous use of caplocks (and deteriorating spelling and grammar) as the commentary goes on.  The show is just to awesome for me to contain myself.)
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Title:  Beautiful Mess
Author: Janine
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Pairing: Blair/Serena, mentions of Georgina/Serena
Rating: R, language and sexual situations
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary:  Serena goes to see Blair after the incident with Georgina. (Sequel to Feeling Good)

 

fembuck: (Georgina)
I was just reading through the Georgina Sparks: GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! thread on TWoP and I absolutely got a kick out of most of the posts there about her. It really makes me giggle that her crazy-ass gaymo love for Serena is totally obvious to people who aren't even looking for femslash.

more on the crazyassinist bitch ever to grace the UES behind the cut... )

Oh Georgina, why do you intrigue me so?

*goes to watch Desperately Seeking Serena again*
fembuck: (Georgina)
Title: Feeling Good
Author: Janine
Fandom:
Gossip Girl
Pairing:
Serena/Georgina
Rating:
NC-17, pwp
Disclaimer:
I don’t own them.
Summary:
Some things are so wrong, we can almost fool ourselves into thinking they’re right.

fembuck: (Georgina)
Woman on the Verge (1x17) - Clip

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Not really spoilerific, just awesome.

Seriously, that's what friends are for!

fembuck: (Georgina)
Title: There’s Something About Serena
Author: Janine
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Pairing:
Serena/Georgina (van der Sparks!)
Rating:
NC-17, PWP
Disclaimer:
I don’t own them.
Summary:
What happens in the hotel suite … is often lots of fun.

fembuck: (iluvublair)
OMG!  That end scene was perfection!  Seriously, concerned Blair is the cutest, most adorable, most amazing thing ever.  Blair is the best boyfriend ever (Serena has officially lost her title for the moment.  And I can tell you the exact moment the sash and tiara fell off, right after she ditched Blair again in the face of Blair's "Don't go to France, I'll be there for you" reminder).


Seriously, it's ridiculous how much I love this show.
fembuck: (OMFG)
1x14: The Blair Witch Project 

It's back, it's back, it's back!

OMG, I love this show.

Soooooo good.

fembuck: (iluvublair)
Gossip Girl - 'Desperately Seeking Serena' pics (no spoilers) )

[Possibly wrong, dirty, bad (or is it crazy, sexy, cool?) thoughts behind the cut. Just in case]

SOURCE
fembuck: (waldsen)
BLEIGHTON! Surprising, I know. It's been a long time since I mentioned Bleighton, let alone posted something about them. But ... well, I thought it was time ;)


For more Bleighton-y goodness check out
this post at [info]sapphire_magick's page (you know you wanna hear Leighton refer to Serena and Blair as a couple, and see Blake giggle like a schoolgirl when asked about Leighton)  AND check out the new community [info]bleighton_squee

SOURCE
fembuck: (Default)
The return of Gossip Girl is a thing of beauty.  I don't know why there are so many on set photographs taken for this show, but I thank powers greater than myself for the fact that there are.

Now, onto Leighton keeping it real being adorable...

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This one is for all the pervs who demanded Waldsen 'special time' after the last chapter! I love the way your minds work! Never change ladies, never change *wipes tear*


Title: Tango in D Minor
Author:
Janine
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Pairing: Serena/Blair
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Blair and Serena’s relationship continues to grow. Sequel to Audrey Can Wait and Here We Go

Tango in D Minor - Parts 1-3
Tango in D Minor - Parts 4-5
Tango in D Minor - Part 6
Tango in D Minor - Part 7
Tango in D Minor - Parts 8 & 9
Tango in D Minor - Part 10
Tango in D Minor - Part 11
Tango in D Minor - Part 12
Tango in D Minor - Parts 13-14
Tango in D Minor - Part 15
Tango in D Minor - Part 16


Tango in D Minor - Parts 16.5 - 17 )


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