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I have been interviewed, and now it is time to get wine-d (oh, quiet language police, you know what I mean!) and turn on the fan because it has been hotter than Hades in Toronto for like a week now, and my hypocritical ass is wanting the mild weather back after complaining endlessly about how cool it was during the entirety of July *is chagrined*

It was great to see some familiar screen names logged on the chat.

And, Allaine, if you happen to spy this, thank you again for inviting me to be on your show.

For those of you that listened (or are going to at a later date) I hope that you enjoyed it, and that I wasn't speaking too quickly. I tend to do that when I'm nervous/excited. I turn into a sugared up five year old when that happens, it is ridiculous but occasionally funny for others to witness ;)

And now ... it's random thoughts time!

1.

is totally what was like as a teenager.  And Ty Lee and Mai are Cissy and Andromeda.  I was trying to figure out why I liked Azula's Evil Girl Harem so much, and it's because it is Blackcest without the 'cest.

2.  New Alice Cullen still


(click to embiggen)

a.  First, EGADS that outfit is an eye sore.  Ashley Greene is lucky she's like a Face Goddess and can therefore still be hot wearing any old thing.  It's like the costumer placed patches of velcro on her and then randomly threw shit onto her and then just rolled with what stuck.

b.  Second, this picture forces to me contemplate who would win in a fight, Alice Cullen or Terminator!Cameron?  Based on the fact that Alice is wearing those hand/lower arm warmers, I'm guessing that Alice Cullen would win.
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Title: We Meet Again
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Andromeda/Narcissa
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slight blackcest
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: A few years after the end of the first war, Narcissa and Andromeda finally meet again.
Note: Many thanks to my beta [info]lightbluenym  

We Meet Again )
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THEME MUSIC!  [Ryvainka]That girls laying down.  That's so random.  Random.  There's gum on my shoe.  That's so random.  Random.  I'm getting hit with socks.  That's so random.  Random.![/Ryvainka]

So, moving on ...

Here's "A Message From Megan Fox"

The way she says, "For just being different" and the expression on her face slay me. 

I'm with Megan!  Fuck'em.  They don't know shit!

Deathly Hallows promo shots ... Bellatrix invites you in! )

Picture of the youngest HBIC, Ms. Dakota Fanning, lookin ... )

Also, I went to do a google image search to find an image of Emma Watson's modeling shots to make a Dakota>>>>>>>>>>>>Emma picspam, but once I saw Emma's modeling shots, I couldn't do it.  Bitch is actually pretty fierce when modeling.  I think that fierce editorial shots are the only medium in which I enjoy and appreciate Emma Watson.

Emma Watson doin' something right ... )


Continuing with the Harry Potter theme of the poast ... she is my young Narcissa Malfoy to a 'T'. )

I'm probably the last person on the planet to see it. But this ... )

Interesting fact ... if you are high looking at this picture can make you laugh for literally three minutes straight.



For some reason I just thought of Ivy Tamwood, and that prompted me to search for pictures of Kelly Hu ... so here are some pictures of Kelly Hu! )

And, I think that's it for now folks. 

I hope random poast was random.

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So, I checked my Blackcest tag and I don't think that I've posted this story on LJ, so I thought I'd put it up as a sort of parting gift before I disappear for a few days. 

Title: Jewel
Author: Janine
Pairing: Bellatrix/Narcissa
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Never have, never will, just borrowing.
Summary: Other students at Hogwarts watch Narcissa sparkle, but Bellatrix is the only one who gets to touch this jewel.
 

Fic: Jewel )

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Title: The Games We Play
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bellatrix/Narcissa
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: With Lucius locked away in Azkaban, Bellatrix decides to take over his husbandly duties.
Beta:[info]wishing_wounds.  Thank you so much, bb!

Fic: The Games We Play )

 

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Title: The Bargain
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bellatrix/Andromeda, Tonks
Rating: R
Warning: voyeurism, blackcest, angst
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Bellatrix has Tonks. Andromeda goes to her sister to bargain for her daughter’s safe return.
Note: This story took a really different turn than I thought it would when I started it. I began it expecting it to be a rather light though twisted voyeuristic little ditty, where everyone got to have a little fun, but it went … darker, and far, far more depressing.
Beta:[info]wishing_wounds, who took my late night tap, tap, tapping and made sure it didn't suck, suck, suck.  You are a brilliant and shining gem, my dear!  Thank you so much :D

Fic: The Bargain )

 

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So, I just got back from seeing it and the movie was  .... pretty okay.

But I am the choosen one ... thoughts behind the cut )

FMT/FYT:

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Title: Darkest Before Dawn
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bellatrix/Narcissa
Rating: NC-17
Warning: blackcest, slight dub-con
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Prompt: Harry Potter: Bellatrix/Narcissa, sex in a dark alley (+ slight dubcon pls?)
Note: Written for the First Annual Femslash Kink Meme

Darkest Before Dawn )
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And yes this is a cropped version of the pic, cause I don't give a shit about Snape (yeah, I said it) or Greyback (I don't even know if that's his fucking name.  That's how much I don't care about him).  If you want to real poster it's here though.

I AM disppoint by the lack of A Pimp Named Lucius Malfoy (you gotta say it all at once, like A Tribe Called Quest).  I am also disappoint by the lack of that red-eye snake-nosed bastard Voldemort, and extremely disappoint by the lack of my favorite bitch Narcissa (yes, I am over the horrible casting.  Helena McCrory is actually a pretty charismatic actress and kind of hot when she's in motion, and I love Narcissa so much that I don't even care!)

In other bits of randomness ...

This is the first time in a very long time that I've actually found Anne Hathaway hot.  I now wish this was a movie instead of Shakespeare in the Park.

AnnaLynn McCord is hot but too close with her sisters (seriously, check out that second pic ya'll.  That's like ... Black Sisters close.  Toujours Pur, ladies.  Toujours Pur)

Emma Watson still looks 12 to me.  She models clothes well, but she still looks 12.  And no, you don't need to point out that I think she is hot as hell when she is younger than Emma and sometimes looks about 15 (and no, I don't know what the fuck she is wearing in that picture.  Just look at her beautiful face and ignore it).

I believe you Megan.  I think that she "did not know that was a child" and that she really couldn't see with all of those cameras going off in her face.  Also, I continue to find her really really hot (just in case you were wondering.  I know you probably were).

FMT/FYT:


True Blood Season 2 Episode 3 Promo

Do Not Want Shia to Yorrick Brown.  I do however think that he'd make a fine Yorrick.

I don't know how or why all these women were gathered together, but ... whenever I look at that picture I kind of feel like they a Justice League of female crime fighters.  And that thought makes me really really happy.  Ange is the HBIC, but I think that would be obvious.

These pictures from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland scare me sfm.  I'm a grown ass woman and I don't know if I can watch this movie and then sleep that night.

And, I think that's about enough outta me ...



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Title:  The Truth of the Matter
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bellatrix/Narcissa
Warning: blackcest, strong language
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer:  I don’t own them.
Word Count: 576
Summary:  Bellatrix’s muses about other people’s perception of her.
Word Prompt: Manipulation
Note: story beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] lightbluenym 

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So a new promotional image of Narcissa from Half-Blood Prince has been released.



reaction behind the cut... )

Shiiiiiit, I'm done man.  I need a drink ...
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Bellatrix ... unf! )

This looks epic!

I am so pissed it got pushed back.  HP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Twilight.

*sobs*

DAMN YOU WB!  DAMN YOU!
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When did Narcissa become Rogue??? Is she gonna have a bad southern accent and green leotards too?  UGH!  I thought I couldn't have hated this casting anymore and now this comes out.  Seriously, I'm sure Helen McCrory is a fine actress and human being, but they should have just hired a fucking blonde (or at least someone who fakes being blonde well).  I mean, all we know about Narcissa is that she's blonde and Draco's mom, and now they've gone and fucked with half of that.

*cries*

Click for the heartbreak

Enlarge the picture and take a look at Narcissa. *hint* That's NOT a hat!

*sigh*  The only thing I can hope for is that there'll be more Narcissa in the movie than in the book since the studio has such a hard-on for Helen McCrory.  And that more Narcissa will translate to more Narcissa and Bellatrix on screen together.

*double sigh* At least HBC still looks like perfection.  And it also looks like Bellatrix and Narcissa are eye!sexin' in that pic, which is cool.
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Title: A Special Gift
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bellatrix/Narcissa
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Blackcest, kink, light bondage
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: It’s Narcissa’s birthday, and Bellatrix has a very special present for her.
Note:  [profile] lightbluenym
provided me with a list of prompts to try and inspire me to write some Blackcest. The 'photographs' prompt sparked an idea, and this is what my brain made of it - for better or for worse. So [profile] lightbluenym this is for you (whether you want it or not ;) ).

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Title: A Happy Marriage
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Narcissa/Pansy
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
ATTN: Written for porn battle. Prompt: Narcissa/Pansy, education.

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Title: After Hours
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bellatrix/Andromeda
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Blackcest, magic cocks, breath-play
Summary: Andromeda is returning to the dorms after a late night study session, and finds that she is not the only one prowling the hallways.

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Title: The Art of Seduction
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bellatrix/Narcissa/Andromeda
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them I’m just borrowing them.
Warning: Blackcest
Thanks to:[info]amluv  who originally gave me the idea for a jealous!narcissa fic a way long time ago, and[info]bank_farter for unknowingly igniting my interest in blackcest again and giving me the boost I needed to finish this piece!

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Title: Absolute Gravity (Part 1, 2, 3, 4)
Author: Janine
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them
Summary: Hermione and Pansy’s relationship continues to grow. Sequel to Darling Pansy and Beautiful Day.

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Helena Bonham Carter to Film HBP Scenes in Spring, 2008

While not yet officially confirmed by Warner Brothers, representatives for actress Helena Bonham Carter have said the actress would be reprising her role as Bellatrix Lestrange for the upcoming “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” film. In an article with The Independent, they discuss the actress, who is currently expecting her second child with husband, director Tim Burton. The reps say that that Helena Carter Bonham would be back filming the sixth Harry Potter film next year, with the article noting “her publicist said yesterday that Bonham Carter was not due back on the Potter set until the spring.”

Helena the Fashionista! )

Let me say, YAY! I was pretty sure she would be back, but it's nice to have it confirmed because really there's no other actress that could play Bellatrix for me now, and I needed to see the true Bellatrix on screen for the scenes with Cissy. Now, if they'd only announce who will be playing Narcissa I can commence squeeing like a fangirl.

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