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RESIDENT EVIL AFTERLIFE TRAILER BITCHES!  



WATCH IT AND JIMP! )



 *shaking and crying*
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So there's pretty much no force in the world that could stop me from seeing this movie.


Neil Marshall, Olga Kurylenko, Michael Fassbender, Romans, Imogen Poots (yeah, I saw you Poots!) and hot badass painted females warriors ... *loins*  *throbbing*

God, I love Neil Marshall (and his love for completely awesome and hardcore female characters).

click for pics of olga looking badass )

And since I never miss an opportunity to pimp Megan Fox ... here's Megan Fox being photographic viagra in the New "W" Magazine (and no I didn't come up with that, it's the actual headline!)  Stay classy dudes, stay classy.
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Megan Fox for Armani




The Last Airbender *New Trailer* )

Also, I saw Agora with Rachel Weisz last night. It was amazing, wonderful, beautiful, heart-breaking and captivating.  I highly, highly, highly, highly recommend it.

Information, pictures, and download links behind the cut ... )

And finally, thank goodness it's a long weekend!  I need sleep.  Lots and lots of sleep.
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Daybreakers


Shit yeah!

(oh, and in case you were wondering, that's not KStew in the trailer even though that chick - who may or may not be Isabel Lucas - totally looks like her)

Oh, and in case you're interested in something completely boring and uninteresting, here are some naked pictures of Milla Jovovich... )

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My Reaction ... )

*sigh* If only the real movie would provide such laughter and entertainment.
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New Moon Official Trailer (because there's no point in me pretending that I'm not going to watch this piece of shit movie)


My reaction to the trailer ... with pictures! )

In conclusion:



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Juno's alive, bitches!  Yay!  I know that while the first one was brilliant, this one will likely suck but I'm seeing it anyone, cause 1) Juno's alive and 2) my love for the first one is so epic that I have to watch this one.


*sits back and waits for the batshit crazy shenanigans and femslash*
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Bellatrix ... unf! )

This looks epic!

I am so pissed it got pushed back.  HP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Twilight.

*sobs*

DAMN YOU WB!  DAMN YOU!
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Rhona Mitra as a vampire, bbs!  RHONA MITRA AS A VAMPIRE!


HD Trailer here

UNF! 

UNF!squared. 

UNF! x 1000 (+ infinity plus one)

Sonja picspam ... cuz pretty is a reason in and of itself )

I need a cigarette ...

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I can't fathom how it happened, but I somehow didn't hear about Bitch Slap: The Movie until [profile] backslashglare   gave me the heads up.  So, #1, thank you [profile] backslashglare   and #2 TRAILER TRAILER TRAILER .... TRAILER ...

Honestly, do yourselves a favor and watch the trailer! (link to official website)

Inspiration: “Bitch Slap” is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of “Dragstrip Girls,” “Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill,” “Kung Fu Nun” and the pantheon of Blacksploitation films, “Bitch Slap” mixes hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message… don’t be naughty! - source

Synopsis: “Bitch Slap” follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort massive booty from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control as allegiances change, truths are revealed, other criminals arrive for the score, the fate of the world hangs in the balance and they are forced to confront a villain much worse than they ever expected… themselves. - source

It's like Grindhouse (only Dakota and Cherry would've gotten it on - or Julia and Arlene, or Abernathy and Kim, or Zoe and Kim, or Lee and Abernathy or ... well, you get the point) 

For your visual pleasure ... Wonder Woman
Trixie! )

And it gets better!  The cast list for the movie is amazing, geeks everywhere will rejoice. 

1.  Lucy Lawless
2. Renée O'Connor

Playing nuns!

And at this point I don't think I need to keep going but I will ;)

3. Zoë (motherfrakking) Bell
4. Kevin Sorbo
5. Michael Hurst
6. William Gregory Lee (from Xena,Dark Angel and Dante's Cove)
7. Mark Lutz (aka Groo, from Angel)

*sniffles, wipes eyes*  If somehow Tracie Thoms had been part of this movie, I think it would have been so awesome that my mind would have exploded upon viewing.

Can it be 2009 now?
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Stop ... collaborate and listen! Ice is back with a brand new invention ... *shakes head* No, no, that's all wrong. Let me try again ...

STOP! Lisa Ray in new movie where she makes about with another ridiculously attractive woman (a lot)!

Synopsis: Director Shamim Sarif presents I Can't Think Straight, a story about two women falling in love while struggling with cultural bonds.

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Hot. 

Lisa Ray,  Sheetal Sheth I bow down to you (and more importantly, your incredible hotness, and amazingly hot gay sexin')
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In DOOMSDAY, a lethal virus spreads throughout a major country and kills hundreds of thousands. To contain the newly identified Reaper, the authorities brutally quarantine the country as it succumbs to fear and chaos.

The literal walling-off works for three decades – until Reaper violently resurfaces in a major city. An elite group of specialists, including Eden Sinclair (Ms. Mitra), is urgently dispatched into the still-quarantined country to retrieve a cure by any means necessary. Shut off from the rest of the world, the unit must battle through a landscape that has become a waking nightmare.


(Click picture for trailer)

For more images of Rhona Mitra bringing sexy back to post-apocalyptic zombie films click here

Seriously though, not only does the film star Rhona Mitra it also stars Bob Hoskins, Alexander Siddig (Dr. Bashir!!!!), MyAnna Buring & Nora-Jane Noone (Sam and Holly from "The Descent") Adrian Lester ("Hustle" and "Being Human"), and Alex fucking DeLarge, um I mean Malcolm fucking McDowell! And it's directed by Neil Marshall who has made two of my favorite horror films of recent years Dog Soliders and The Descent (which I love more than I have words to express)

All of this means, that not only do I get to see Rhona Mitra being sexy and beating up people on the big screen, I get to see her doing it in a good movie with an awesome cast. Score!
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"Lust, Caution" Ang Lee's new film, an espionage thriller set in WWII-era Shanghai. Tony Leung stars as Mr. Yee, a powerful political figure in 1940s Shanghai. Tang Wei, makes her feature film debut as Wang Jiazhi, a young woman who gets swept up in a dangerous game of emotional intrigue with Mr. Yee.

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And, [livejournal.com profile] amluv Joan Chen is in this looking ridiculously glamorous and gorgeous as usual.

Seriously, beautiful trailer. There is now no way that I am not seeing this movie (FU, MPAA, your NC-17 rating isn't going to keep me away!).
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Awesome!

I'd say that I want Sarah Connor to be my mom, but then I'd want to do my mom. So instead I'll just say that if I needed to have a bodyguard, I'd totally want Sarah Connor to be it. Especially since I'm pretty sure bodyguards are contractually obligated to always love you.

Also, Sarah and Cameron are totally going to end up doing it. Evil machines will attack, they will unleash hellacious kickassitude on them, then they will turn and look at each other and mutter, "Damn, girl!" before making out.

New Sarah Connor Chronicles Trailer

Sweet!
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OMG! I just saw the 30 Days of Night trailer and it looks amazing!

As a fan of the graphic novel it looks like they've captured the atmosphere of the novel - dark, desolate, and completely alone - perfectly. The vampires themselves are scary and otherworldly looking, which is a way of saying genuinely creepy instead of the sexy, well-dressed vampires that we mostly see in film today. And honestly, the music at the end of the trailer is just kickass and good music in a trailer can totally hook me.

Plus, there's plenty of pretty with Josh Hartnett and Melissa George starring.

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You can download a HD version of the trailer here.
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So, I only had a passing interest in watching Cashmere Mafia as I am one of like five people in my age group who doesn't, didn't and will never worship Sex and the City, which is what this show has been compared to again and again in the press (which probably means it's nothing like it).

Anyway, I just watched the new trailer for Cashmere Mafia courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] jetgirl78) and discovered that Lourdes Benedicto is playing Bonnie Somerville's love interest on the show.

For your visual reference that's ...



IN UR TV MAKING OUT!

More Lourdes ) and Bonnie )

Which means that I will at least start out watching Cashmere Mafia until it convinces me that it's good, or until they screw over the Bonnie/Lourdes relationship.

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Also, is it wrong that I would be 100% guaranteed to watch this show until the bitter end if Lucy Liu's character was a Yakuza boss, or a vampire? No? Okay, I didn't think so.

Seriously though, genre shows pwn me, so I hope there's lots of funny and GoGA to keep my attention.
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First, after screwing Drive over FUX is pulling me back into it demonic fold with The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Then, just to prove that they are still composed of concentrated evil they are making TSCC a mid-season replacement!

I mean, Lena Headey, Summer Glau, robots, bad-ass mothers! I can't wait for that! Especially not after this theatrical style trailer ...

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Hmmm, Lena in a tank top. Lena shoving teenage boys. River Tam Cameron kicking ass! Explosions! Funny old computers! People getting hit by trucks! Awesome!

They better be planning on airing the series without repeats if they're making it mid-season. That is the only thing that will excuse not giving it to me in September.
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I just saw the trailer for The Condemned, yesterday and that movie looks like it's made of awesome!

Plot: The Condemned tells the story of Jack Conrad, who is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison. He is "purchased" by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world, with freedom going to the sole survivor.

Comments: This movie is like what Battle Royale would be like if everyone on the island was like a version of Kazuo Kiriyama, Mitsuko Souma, Kawada or Takako Chigusa. Which is to say that instead of having a bunch of whiney, useless, idiotic kids who cry and complain about how life isn't fair, and promise to be "for real friends" before tasering a bitch (actually, that was cool, but there was a lot of crying and hysterical shrieking to go along with that moment of awesome), this movie is populated by by nothing but bad-ass motherfuckers, who may also be really, really psychotic. I know, that sounds totally amazing, doesn't it?

Sure it does. But see for yourself ... The Condemned Trailer )

Or if you prefer ... a high quality .mov version of the trailer can be downloaded here

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