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... because I thought this looked good, and I'm actually actively anticipating this movie now. 

I'm pretty sure every cool thing they showed in the trailer will only happen in like the last ten minutes of the movie (and the rest is just gonna be a redux of New Moon with KStew in a bad wig plus bonus whining about marriage), but *sob* the trailer looks good.  I know it's a bait and switch, but HBIC Dakota Fanning, and Flipping over Giant Wolves Alice ensure that I will see it.  Fake-Ass Victoria continues to make me sad though.  I miss you Rachelle!
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So, I was dragged to see this on opening night, which meant I was surrounded by people who genuinely enjoy all things Twilight. That was a trippy experience for sure. I was killing myself laughing throughout things that other people were swooning over, and I was cringing throughout parts that had most of the theater clapping and cheering. Thank god, I was there with hater friends who supported my mockery.

Verdict: Well, it’s better than Twilight that’s for sure. Though, I'm not sure that's really saying much ;)



So yeah, this movie was tolerable and even enjoyable at some parts. I'm never gonna go near Twilight again, but if you gave me alcohol I could be convinced to watch New Moon again sometime in the future (though I don't plan on paying for it again).

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Megan Fox News! (I know you've all been waiting for updates!!!)



Megan Fox Challenges Players on Xbox Live August 29th
(I'm not even a gamer, but for some reason the fact that she is, and is good enough that she would play against the Comic Book Guys of the world, is hot to me.  There's nothing better than a nerdy hot chick!)

Mega Fox and Amanda Seyfried, this featurette is two times the fun! )

Megan Fox to play Catwoman?
(I love her, but NO!  I boycott any suggestions of actresses for Catwoman that are under 30 ... unless it's Eva Green.  If it's Eva Green I won't be able to speak let alone boycott anything because I'll be too busy crying and weeping with happiness and joy.)

I made this wallpaper

click pic for large version

of Audra MacDonald and Anne Hathaway yesterday, and I can't stop staring at it.  I haven't found Anne Hathaway smoking hot since that TV show she did with that guy from Breaker High.  I like Anne Hathaway, and I thought she was adorable in Devil Wears Prada, but I have never swooned over her like I swoon over these pictures.  Not only do I want to re-read Twelfth Night, I also really, really, really wish that a film version would be made of this Anne/Audra version of the play.  The fact that they remind me of these two


image by [livejournal.com profile] la_esmeralda_ 

only makes it that much better and OTP-ish and lovely for me! 

I've kind of constructed an elaborate fantasy in my head, where Morgana leaves Camelot to learn about her magic and how to control it, but after becoming this power sorceress she realizes that she feels empty inside.  She left Camelot to explore a part of herself, but she left just as necessary a part of herself behind in Camelot, and so she heads back to Camelot disguised as a young noble man so that she can win Gwen back and then run away with her.

Won't Arthur, or Uther, or Merlin or a number of other people recognize her, you may ask?  The answer is NO!  If glasses can fool people into not recognizing Clark Kent as Superman, then a haircut can fool people into thinking Morgana is a dude.  And if need be then she can just add an extra air of mystery about her by wearing a kato style mask.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again ... I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF MERLIN!  And the promo pics I'm seeing for Season 2 are just fanning the fire!

Merlin S2 Promo Pics and Picspam )

I was finally able to customize my desktop theme thanks to this website!  Horray!  Now my computer looks like this

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it .... I'm laughing. )

OMG! Pictures of Kristen Stewart where she look super hot instead of stoned and annoying ... actually she still looks stoned.


FYT/FMT:


WHAT???

Jul. 28th, 2009 12:00 pm
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BREAKING NEWS ... BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD TO STAR IN 'TWILIGHT' (well, Eclipse really)!

How does this franchise keep getting actual actors and actresses to star in this crap??? 

I liked Rachelle Lefevre, but I flove Bryce so ... fuuuuuuuuuuuuu!  Now I'm going to see Eclipse.  Just when I'm convinced I've freed myself of this shit, they go and do something like this!  Crafty, evil bastards, the lot of them!


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Title: The Edge
Author:
Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.

Part 36 - A Good Life )
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Title: Twilight of the New Breaking Moon
Author: Janine
Fandom: The Hollows
Pairing: Rachel/Ivy
Rating: R (for language)
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Warning: MAJOR CRACK!FIC ALERT. MAJOR!
Summary: Rachel loses a bet to Jenks and has to watch the Twilight movie. Ivy is a good girlfriend, so she suffers right alongside Rachel.

Note: In this thread, [info]bizarro_bluth said: Ivy/Rachel watching and mocking Twilight b/c OMG sparkles!! The following story is a direct result of this statement. Yes, I am already sharing the blame, lol. 

Ooh, it's also illustrated!

“It’s Twilight, Iv. Twilight,” Jenks repeated buzzing his way over to her to sit on her shoulder. “Twilight,” he hissed, leaning towards her. “It’s disrespectful towards your people. And literature. You have a minor in English, Ivy. You’re supposed to respect the written word.” )
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My Reaction ... )

*sigh* If only the real movie would provide such laughter and entertainment.
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Title: Shouldn’t Doesn’t Mean Won’t
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Esme
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Note:  I don't think anyone was really clamoring for this pairing, but here it is anyway.

Shouldn’t Doesn’t Mean Won’t )
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I'm making multiple posts about Twilight! Jane (not you Dakota), get me off this crazy thing!



This picture cracks me up for so many reasons )


Puppy Powers Activate! )


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New Moon Official Trailer (because there's no point in me pretending that I'm not going to watch this piece of shit movie)


My reaction to the trailer ... with pictures! )

In conclusion:



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I had to do it.  I just had to!  So, I present to you my first attempt at extreme advertising!



(click for larger picture)
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source

Lurking Ashley Greene is the cutest ever. I feel like she's about to jump out of a birthday cake or something ... which would be awesome!

And now, to try and make this post relevant in some way ... uh ... uh ... I'm happy to see so many set pics of Ashley and so many pap shots of Ashley and Kristen. Because that means that Alice IS going to be in the movie as much as she should be, and that we're going to get some quality Alice/Bella time on screen.  It also kind of makes me want to write KStew/Ashley Greene (Greensten?) RPFS, which is strange since I never felt the urge to NikkiStew despite their epic gayness for each other. It's probably my shallowing ficcing. I just want to lick Ashley all over and would ship her with anyone with boobs  - and Jackson.

This makes the Bella/Alice shipper in me happy. Now let's just hope that KStew can conjure up an expression or two while on screen with Ashley so that my boo doesn't have to do all the work.
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Title: Damsel
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: R/NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Bella’s in trouble when a mysterious stranger shows up to rescue her. But are they really there to help?
Prompt: Damsel in Distress
Beta'd by [info]lightbluenym
 

She liked the forest generally. It was calming and lovely, and she sometimes liked to go for walks in the woods that lay by her house. She would have gladly fled the woods that night if she could have however, but unfortunately her hands were tied … literally... )
fembuck: (alicecullen)

Title: The Edge

Author: Janine

Fandom: Twilight

Pairing: Alice/Bella

Rating:  PG

Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer.  I’m just borrowing them.

Summary:  Charlie arrives at the Cullen house for holiday celebrations.

Previous chapters here

 

 

Part 35 - Making Up is Easy to Do )

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OK!: How does Alice change in the sequel?
My character’s going to be a good 60 percent bigger in the second film.



I don't know how I feel about this ya'll. On one hand, more Ashley being awesome, but on the other hand, it means more Twilight. )

(Full Interview - with cute pic of Ashley as Alice)

Also, LJ folks here's the link to my dreamwidth journal, which[personal profile] angharad_gov luckily pointed out I hadn't included in my first post.

fembuck: (AliceCullen)

Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Christmas with the Cullen's.

Previous chapters here

Part 34 - Tis the Season )

 

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Ashley Greene being ridiculously hot ... seriously people you can kind of see nip ... )

I love myself/I want you to love me/When I'm feelin' down/I want you above me/I search myself/I want you to/find me/I forget myself/I want you to remind me/

I don't want anybody else/When I think about you/I touch myself...



fembuck: (Miriam)

Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Charlie tries to make sense of what the Cullen’s reveal to him about themselves.

Previous chapters here

Part 33 - The Cuckoos Nest )
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Title: The Edge
Author: Janine
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Alice/Bella
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Stephanie Meyer. I’m just borrowing them.
Summary: Alice and Bella visit Charlie for the first time since Bella was changed.

Authors Note: First, I’d like to say thank you so much to everyone who has reviewed the story. I really appreciate the kind words and the encouragement. You guys are what give me the strength and the motivation to see this through! It’s the most daunting story I have ever undertaken, and I really appreciate the support. So, thank you, thank you, thank you! Secondly, I would like to take a moment to apologize for the rather long wait between chapters. Real life, my short attention span and a much needed vacation distracted me from updating for a while, and I am very chagrined by it all. But I promise, I am not abandoning this, and we’ve still got a few hurdles to jump before this thing comes to an end! Now without further adieu, chapter thirty-two! I hope you enjoy :D

Previous chapters here
 

Part 32 - No Place Like Home )

 

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