What do you mean Carly Pope has a job playing a lesbian on another show? Did you tell her how dead sexy I am? Check and see if Jill Wagner or Jessica Gower are still hanging around? No? Okay, okay, don't panic. What's Dina Meyer doing? Her entire filmography is B-grade action movies she'll fit in perfectly over here!

That's funny. I was just going to ask you if you'd heard about dirt. Have you been watching? What do you think? Carly's first appearance is this Tuesday.