After staring at that last pic for a considerably *long* time all I could think was - dayum, Rodriguez stepped out on *that* for a vampire-eyed Blu Cantrell!?! Girlfriend must be on her way back into rehab!!

And the caption for pic number two is obviously -

Jane: I can't believe you got us room #69 at the Motel Shagadelic.
Maureen: Yup, and a bed that vibrates!