Heh, sometimes it really is best to stick with fanfic. though, I have to say the Percy Jackson books are tons of fun (unlike the Hollows series). Obviously, there's no dirty sex in the real books, but they are really fun and quick reads.

Also, I will attempt to write The Most Awkward Chat of All Time, but the second hand embarrassment might stop it from coming to fruition. Still I promise I will try!