lol, I know, I know. Lifetime is like the straight women's paradise, all about decorating shows, and movie events like "Mommy May I Sleep With Danger", and things staring John Stamos and dating shows.

Still, I heard vampires and thought "edgy and dark", instead of "lady with man problems, who has a complex relationship with her mother, and is dealing with a debilitating condition".

The bar thusly lowered ...