Wow, if I didn't know Zahara was adopted I'd swear she's the product of Angelina's torrid affair with Djimon Hounsou during Tomb Raider 2. What? I can't be the only one who thinks that, right?

LOL. What I love is that this would just increase this already awesome kids level of awesomeness to mind bending heights. Seriously, I love Djimon. I saw Never Back Down and didn't hate it because of Djimon!

And you totally know Brad Pitt is gonna cry after the hearing Zahara's plight of not getting a cookie!

He's a sensitive man.