*twirls sword and jumps over the ledge of a building dramatically*

You know. . .I pictured the hero stance and assumed the sword before you wrote it.

Usually it's your whacky antics and blackcest that makes me love you moar. I feel like you haven't been around lately, or maybe it's just me, so I am compelled to tell you that I have missed you like woahz.

Ok! You have officially talked me into it. I will . . . give it a chance. *shakes head* What is wrong with me.