You want to know the sad part about this? Every single thing you said (well except for the One Tree Hill thing) is exactly what I thought in my head while watching the ep. Up to and including the parts about Blair being made of awesome and Dan not being nearly hot enough to get all the girls. When it is so freaking obvious that the girls should just be "getting" each other.

Also, I did not know that there was just one episode left. GAh, I don't know how the heck I'm gonna survive that!