That squealing sound you heard was me having the geek-gasm of *all* geek-gasms!

It's like Grindhouse..

But better!! Because of the Xena smorgasborg. If only they could package it as a double feature with Jennifer's Body!

Dude, this is soo going to wash the bad taste of the Twilight movie out of my mouth which I'm also totally going to see because it looks absolutely cracktastic!!