Him and Jasper should just run away and go have buttsex off in Canada or something. :D

We'll take Jasper up here, but we refuse to take Edward. Edward can go off to Iceland or something. They can have buttsex first though, if it makes them happy (actually, having buttsex with each other for the express purpose of teasing Alice with a vision of it, would be the only thing Edward could do that would make me like him slightly. That would be funny however, so Edward would never do it!)