I just want my ladies by their lonesomeeee. Togetherrrr. Foreverrrrr. :)

*looks around suspiciously* Who told you about my super sekret ending? *looks around* [panic]WHO TOLD YOU?[/panic]

I guess Jasper is oooookay

Which is why he gets buttsex. But, if he's gonna have it with Edward he can't have it in Canada. I've just instituted a strict "No Edward Cullen Allowed" policy in Canada (and an "Alice Cullen, Yes Please" policy as well)