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OMG, is that Bella's ass? No wonder Alice wants to tap that!
Really badly maniped for my sanity and yours ;)
picture and song courtesy of ontd_twatlight
made by someone with far more talent than me, but it's impossible to keep track of who is responsible for genius like this :D
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Psst. He's talking to you Statutory!Rapeward!
Well, i mean, her butt, it's just so...BIG.
Something I never thought I'd read about KStew's ass! It really is surprising juicy, lol.
Dude, i died laughing when i played the song and stared at this.
Oh, I know. I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. It's just ... so beautiful *wipes eyes*
And please find some way to work this into The Edge.
OMG, don't encourage me. Do you know what sort of crack that scene will have to be to get that in there? But I wanna do it now, I really want to. *isn't sure she wants to fight the urge*
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The scene will have Bella biting Alice like crazy, while Alice is preoccupied with her new vamp!ass. Rapping Alice will make me DIE with laughter. again.
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After coining Fapward, coming up with new nicknames for Suckward is my new favorite way to pass time.
*studiously ignores the fact that Edward and Alice are the same age, because Alice is awesome*
Rapping Alice will make me DIE with laughter. again.
You are going to LOVE that scene then. Bella totally pounces on Alice like a cat in heat, and all of the Cullen's are still around but Bella doesn't care, and Alice is all like "horny new vampire molesting me, what do I do?" She decides on kissing back, and everyone else is just gonna like tip toe out of the room, lol.
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*studiously ignores the fact that Edward and Alice are the same age, because Alice is awesome*
Alice doesn't have the pedo smile that pedos do. That and she isn't creepy.
oh my GOD. That sounds amazing!
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