Oh, I got it.

First of all, that. Was. Amazing. *squee* Alice's entrance is more than drool-worthy. I'm pretty sure I need to go change my underwear now. :O

Also, yes. Yes Jasper does look like a soldier who needs to poop. Very much so.

And what's up with Jasper being almost as short as Alice?? They're supposed to be farther apart!


Either way...that was gold. Alice is all like "RAWR" and Bella's all like "Must...act...decent...in front...of...Edward... *twitch*"