when you get tired of her (in eighty years or so, I imagine), do feel free to send her my way :D

I'll probably be clutching onto her until my last dying breath. But, if something wacky and crazy goes on and I completely lose my marbles, then I'll most definitely share the wealth. Megan deserves to be with someone who's faculties are in order so that they can fully appreciate the depths of her gorgeousness ;)