I'll second [info]slavefaith's post - why does there need to be a male in the picture? It's not like there's a deficit of 'movies made for dudes'!
The dude was never gonna get the girl, but there's no reason to make it some strange sci-fi world where men don't exist. One of those dude's can be around and look pretty so that the straight girls will come see the movie, and the girls will use it and abuse it on their way to totally hot hatesex, and then lovesex with each other.
Yelling in Ukrainian because she's the half-sister Megan Fox's character didn't know she had until like a couple years ago.
After they'd already gotten drunk together, and had totally hot sex.
For some reason, I'm picturing Wilde as the gold-digging stepmother. You know, Dad was a philander who couldn't keep it in his pants to save his life (genes he passed on to his daughter.. which also explains the crazy half-sister). He married Wilde for the arm candy, she married him for his money. Now they have to work together to solve his murder. If only they didn't want to fuck kill each other so badly!!
Dude, I think you've just come up with a totally workable plot for this bitch. Only, I do what Karl to play a grizzled police detective who Megan and Olivia use in their wiley game of cat and mouse. They can tear him willingly apart on their way ... to each other!
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The dude was never gonna get the girl, but there's no reason to make it some strange sci-fi world where men don't exist. One of those dude's can be around and look pretty so that the straight girls will come see the movie, and the girls will use it and abuse it on their way to totally hot hatesex, and then lovesex with each other.
Yelling in Ukrainian because she's the half-sister Megan Fox's character didn't know she had until like a couple years ago.
After they'd already gotten drunk together, and had totally hot sex.
For some reason, I'm picturing Wilde as the gold-digging stepmother. You know, Dad was a philander who couldn't keep it in his pants to save his life (genes he passed on to his daughter.. which also explains the crazy half-sister). He married Wilde for the arm candy, she married him for his money. Now they have to work together to solve his murder. If only they didn't want to fuck kill each other so badly!!
Dude, I think you've just come up with a totally workable plot for this bitch. Only, I do what Karl to play a grizzled police detective who Megan and Olivia use in their wiley game of cat and mouse. They can tear him willingly apart on their way ... to each other!