Now if we could only slip in Michelle Fucking Rodriguez in there somewhere this would be the epics of the epics.

Is it insane that a part of me resents Michelle Rodriquez, because in the fantasy world I created where I was dating Kristanna Loken, Michelle totally slept with her on the set of BloodRayne and consequently, in my imaginary dream world, Kristanna and I broke up?

*looks around*

I'm probably going to delete this in the morning *awkward laugh*