So, my first thought when I saw the cast for the MACHETE film was ...

[fembuck]

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LoRod FTW!

I am laying it on the line ... I want a Lohan and MRod hook-up during filming!  I mean, could you imagine the insanity that would ensue if those two started to get it on? 

Epic shenanigans, people.  There would be truly epic shenanigans.

Also, BREAKING NEWS!!!  Jordana Brewster is gangsta (and also likes Glee)!  Stay dreamy, JBrew, stay dreamy.





And now I shall turn to Kristen Bell to explain the way these pictures make me feel ... take it away Kris!

 

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[sicaria0.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I'm thrilled they're making Machete into a real movie. I adore the Grindhouse movies and fake trailers.

Also, delicious pictures are delicious.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too. I loved the Machete Trailer in Grindhouse. And this cast also looks cracktastic and amazing!

Also, delicious pictures are delicious.

Mmm, MRod. She is looking even more babilicious than usual in them. Werk it, gurl!