So, my first thought when I saw the cast for the MACHETE film was ...

[fembuck]

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LoRod FTW!

I am laying it on the line ... I want a Lohan and MRod hook-up during filming!  I mean, could you imagine the insanity that would ensue if those two started to get it on? 

Epic shenanigans, people.  There would be truly epic shenanigans.

Also, BREAKING NEWS!!!  Jordana Brewster is gangsta (and also likes Glee)!  Stay dreamy, JBrew, stay dreamy.





And now I shall turn to Kristen Bell to explain the way these pictures make me feel ... take it away Kris!

 

Comments

[mandala.livejournal.com]

Don't mind me, I'm just gonna lick those pictures and that gif hang out for awhile. :P

Everyone knows MRod is a pimp. She'll probably hit it and quit it.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Don't mind me, I'm just gonna lick those pictures and that gif hang out for awhile. :PEveryone knows MRod is a pimp. She'll probably hit it and quit it.

Lilo just flew out to begin filming, so we are at a glorious time when MRod is probably just beginning to hit it, while continue to hit it for a while ... and then after hitting the fuck out of it for a while, will mostly likely quit it. But that day is a long way off ;)