So, my first thought when I saw the cast for the MACHETE film was ...

[fembuck]

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LoRod FTW!

I am laying it on the line ... I want a Lohan and MRod hook-up during filming!  I mean, could you imagine the insanity that would ensue if those two started to get it on? 

Epic shenanigans, people.  There would be truly epic shenanigans.

Also, BREAKING NEWS!!!  Jordana Brewster is gangsta (and also likes Glee)!  Stay dreamy, JBrew, stay dreamy.





And now I shall turn to Kristen Bell to explain the way these pictures make me feel ... take it away Kris!

 

Comments

[amluv.livejournal.com]

mrod is the crazy bitch i want to be my first restraining order....

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

That's so beautiful.

And, I totes agree. MRod would totally be worth it. In fact, if I had a time machine, and knew in advance to letting her tap my ass that she'd like burn my house down and ruin my credit, I still totally let her go at me and be smiling the whole time. *goes back to look at pictures* Yeah. Mmm, MRod.

[amluv.livejournal.com]

you're not alone my friend...you're not alone...*le sigh*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol! I think it's a sacrifice a LOT of women would be willing to make (repeatedly). She could burn down my house, and I'll still be all like, "Baby, I got a hotel room. Are you okay? Did you get any soot on you? Let me bathe you, and then we can do that you thing you saw on RedTube that looked super fun."

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I am stealing this sentence because it makes me laugh and laugh.. and it's totally true. I imagine dating Michelle Rodriguez is like riding a roller coaster with no seat belts!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I imagine dating Michelle Rodriguez is like riding a roller coaster with no seat belts!

Oh, dude. Unnnnnnf! Unf until it kind of hurts! That's sexy cause you know it's true.