So, my first thought when I saw the cast for the MACHETE film was ...

[fembuck]

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LoRod FTW!

I am laying it on the line ... I want a Lohan and MRod hook-up during filming!  I mean, could you imagine the insanity that would ensue if those two started to get it on? 

Epic shenanigans, people.  There would be truly epic shenanigans.

Also, BREAKING NEWS!!!  Jordana Brewster is gangsta (and also likes Glee)!  Stay dreamy, JBrew, stay dreamy.





And now I shall turn to Kristen Bell to explain the way these pictures make me feel ... take it away Kris!

 

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[trancer21.livejournal.com]

Cause MRod >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Michsa Barton.

Pfft, I'll give you one better - MRod >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Samantha Ronson!

Everything about her killing me with sexy in those pics.

It's like 'Wow, this Michelle Rodriguez totally looks like a cuddler. You know, after she'd tied you to the bed, did unmentionable things involving both pain *and* pleasure, then forgot about you while she smoked a bowl and drank a Corona by the pool'.

And you've just described the scenario that could get me to watch Chuck on a regular basis.

Yeah, I have a hard time getting excited for season three knowing Sarah could be having hot sex with Jill instead of sex with the emo-spy!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

MRod >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Samantha Ronson!

Fer realz. I've never gotten the appeal of Ronson. I mean, sure she looks like she bathes now, but she must have one hell of a personality. Even with those limo shenanigans the thought of Lilo/Barton is hotter than Lilo/Ronson.

'Wow, this Michelle Rodriguez totally looks like a cuddler. You know, after she'd tied you to the bed, did unmentionable things involving both pain *and* pleasure, then forgot about you while she smoked a bowl and drank a Corona by the pool'.

If the real MRod is even a fraction as awesome and pimptacular as the MRod you have described here and in various fics then ... I don't even know how to explain how awesome that would be.

Also, you know after the bowl and the Corona that she'd get a second wind, and like march back into the bedroom/kitchen/garage or wherever the hell she sexed the shit out of you the last time, and it would be like "hold on, it's gon' be a bumpy ride!"