So, my first thought when I saw the cast for the MACHETE film was ...

[fembuck]

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LoRod FTW!

I am laying it on the line ... I want a Lohan and MRod hook-up during filming!  I mean, could you imagine the insanity that would ensue if those two started to get it on? 

Epic shenanigans, people.  There would be truly epic shenanigans.

Also, BREAKING NEWS!!!  Jordana Brewster is gangsta (and also likes Glee)!  Stay dreamy, JBrew, stay dreamy.





And now I shall turn to Kristen Bell to explain the way these pictures make me feel ... take it away Kris!

 

Comments

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

That gif... that gif fkn killed me.

lol! I know. There's just something very, very appealing about pelvic thrusts! I think KBell is adorable, but I've never really found her all that hot. But that .gif, in that .gif I'd hit it like a caveman.

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Hit it like a caveman indeed, my friend. *huge grin*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

For realz, yo!

Also, never stop using that icon. Megan is super, amazingly, zomg smokin' hot in it.

[khase-fan09.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know, right? Unf! Megan Fox! Unf!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Unf! Megan Fox! Unf!

Truth.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

For me it's the glasses. Once she puts the glasses on it goes from UNF! to MEGA-UNF!!