So, my first thought when I saw the cast for the MACHETE film was ...

[fembuck]

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LoRod FTW!

I am laying it on the line ... I want a Lohan and MRod hook-up during filming!  I mean, could you imagine the insanity that would ensue if those two started to get it on? 

Epic shenanigans, people.  There would be truly epic shenanigans.

Also, BREAKING NEWS!!!  Jordana Brewster is gangsta (and also likes Glee)!  Stay dreamy, JBrew, stay dreamy.





And now I shall turn to Kristen Bell to explain the way these pictures make me feel ... take it away Kris!

 

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[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I am stealing this sentence because it makes me laugh and laugh.. and it's totally true. I imagine dating Michelle Rodriguez is like riding a roller coaster with no seat belts!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I imagine dating Michelle Rodriguez is like riding a roller coaster with no seat belts!

Oh, dude. Unnnnnnf! Unf until it kind of hurts! That's sexy cause you know it's true.