This is what Rachel would say: "I don't deny anything, I'm sorry but I'm straight. I don't find anything interesting in women, they do nothing for me. Men are amazing."

And she would completely believe that, and it would be true.

But she would still be completely lost on why she never really loved anyone, until Ivy came along and can't shake the feeling of wanting to kiss her all the damn time.

I think that's Rachel. I wonder though why she doesn't even give it a shot. All it takes is a little bit of courage.