I will basically be seeing this movie for two things: Ashley Greene being hot and Dakota Fanning scaring the shit out of me (which she will because she does that intense stuff so well)

You have just summed up why I will see the movie as well.

Only I'll add that I'm hoping for some gay-ass scenes between Bella and Alice like their were in the book (only KStew's wooden acting will probably ruin it even if they are there).