*high-fives* Big props for the "there are cowboys that don’t ride that well" line. The idea of Needy turning things around and jumping Jennifer as soon as she knew how definitely makes this fic go from 10 to 11. And Dom!Jennifer is so canon it's not even funny. Toxic friendship my ass, they just need to pick a safe word!

P.S. Can I swipe that "make a baby for Jesus" line?