If you wrote: KStew > KBeck. Your teacher would want to see you after class.

This! It does not compute. KBeck isn't even like at the top of list (though I do think she's a mighty fine MILF), but having KStew ranked higher than her is a travesty.

In what universe do Monica B AND Kate Beckinsale come in after KStew on anything????????????

Not a universe I want to have anything to do with. Seriously, it makes you want to just move out into the wilderness and turn your back on humanity.