Sigh, I have given in and am now downloading Merlin Season 1...there goes the rest of my week

You will not regret it. Merlin (especially season 1) is to die for. I was so hardcore in love with it. It's still great, but Season 1 is like the first time you fall in love, you know. It's extra special sweet.

Edward is not just a little bit dumb

There are no words in the English language to adequately express Edward's level of dumb.