Jennifer looked away for a moment with a sheepish expression on her face. “I was gonna maybe just bite you a little bit. Just a little bit! Just a little nip?” she asked hopefully turning to face Needy.
“No.”
“You won’t even feel it. It’ll be just a little pin-prick, like giving blood. I promise, you …”
“No.”
“I’ll give you a cookie when we’re done. I have one in my backpack from lunch.”
“No.”
“It’s one of those ones with M&M’s and shit in it. You love those bastards,” Jennifer said, not quite willing to give up yet.
“No.”
“You look very pretty this evening.”
“No.”
Jesus, Needy must be, like, the Chosen One to say no to that. Megan Fox AND a cookie? That would break me like Faberge.
Thanks for writing an ending that was actually about female friendship-with-benefits instead of some kookery about "toxic relationships". Now if we could just see about Jennifer eating Adam Brody... I mean, if she has to eat someone besides Needy...
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“No.”
“You won’t even feel it. It’ll be just a little pin-prick, like giving blood. I promise, you …”
“No.”
“I’ll give you a cookie when we’re done. I have one in my backpack from lunch.”
“No.”
“It’s one of those ones with M&M’s and shit in it. You love those bastards,” Jennifer said, not quite willing to give up yet.
“No.”
“You look very pretty this evening.”
“No.”
Jesus, Needy must be, like, the Chosen One to say no to that. Megan Fox AND a cookie? That would break me like Faberge.
Thanks for writing an ending that was actually about female friendship-with-benefits instead of some kookery about "toxic relationships". Now if we could just see about Jennifer eating Adam Brody... I mean, if she has to eat someone besides Needy...