ext_34857 ([identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] fembuck 2010-01-17 03:57 am (UTC)

DEN - NA!!!!!!!!! OMG, I did not see that shit coming. I was like, "omg, I want to see redemption!Denna" and then BANG! arrow through the heart, and overkill fall over edge of cliff to drive the point home that the bitch is really dead this time, okay!

Oh come on. She fell into water and they couldn't find the body, so she might've well as jumped up and written "Still alive, bitches!" in lipstick on Kahlan's horse. OR the Keeper could resurrect her. She's only going away when she gets her own spin-off, "D'Hara After Dark With Mistress Denna."

And good lord, did some of the ghey from Bitch Slap work its way through the big incestuous Raimi troupe and into this? Because it's seriously like Cara is poking Kahlan with her Agiel every chance she gets, both because she finds it really hot and because she wants to see if Kahlan can take Mord'Sith'Sex. Pretty soon, she's gonna be like 'Say, Kahlan, how far can you bend?' and 'Kahlan, do you ever think we just like boys because we're supposed to?'


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