Wow. First trailer I've ever watched for a Twilight flick, and I must say, had I never dragged my sorry ass through the corresponding book, I might actually be looking forward to this... can someone kill me now, please?

Also, I know I'm lacking interest in the gender, but isn't Edward supposed to be like, handsome or godlike or really freaking beautiful or something? He looks like he's wearing Sith lord makeup out of a Star Wars flick. I just don't get how such a sizeable slice of the worldwide female population can be fawning over him...