"I understand the concept of sparing," she declared indignantly. "No one is to die," she pronounced.
"Oh, you're definitely not going now,"

AHAHAHAHA!!! OMG that is SO Cara!!! I can totally picture her saying that and Kahlan's reaction to it.

As for the rest of the fic: *jaw drops...sprints for the shower like PMS-ing Sisters of the Dark are at her heels* H-h-h-h-HOT!!!!!!! Oh PLEASE tell me you're writing more to this, PLEASE!