ext_354037 ([identity profile] blackgrl71.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] fembuck 2010-06-28 05:37 pm (UTC)

seems as though everyone else had the same idea as me: i couldn't wait to see what your analysis of tonight's deliciousness of vampires/werewolves/witches (have we determined that Devon IS a witch?), & you're right a rather only-slightly-intriguing succubus.

yes, the whole "vampire-diaries-one-tree-hill" thing going on w/ Charlie & Andie IS a snoozer. the ONLY thing that saves it from me turning when those 2 are on are the werewolves. however, Andie could really take it up a notch w/ the whole Succubus thing-- but i doubt that'll happen.

i'm just curious about whether there are any female werewolves? i almost wish Devon was because i'd imagine it'd ratchet up the sexual tension between Claire and her.

as for the Chief? like 'nails on a chalkboard.' i'd rather the focus more on his wife than him. hell i'd even watch "supernatural-one-tree-hill" involving his son that watch him. i almost wished that the slightly werewolf-Deliverance-father did a little 'harm' to him. the only way this part of the storyline might become interesting is if he was challenged on his notions of 'good and evil/black or white' pertaining to his sense of justice. like that whole bit where he questioned Devon? he's about to find himself w/ little to no allies in this community. yes, there's no doubt she's got her sexy-lil' hands involved w/ everything, but how would he have a "clue" via her selling her tea to the obviously wrong former Chief's killer?!

finally, the whole Devon/Claire thing??? CLEARLY the writers know about the world of femslash! they might as well throw Cara from LotS for good measure. i mean come on!!! but yeah, even I had to adjust my collar after that scene in Devon's 'magic shop.'

as for True Blood: i DEFINITELY laughed more than once. like when Sam's REALLY unfortunate family members showed up in his bar. i knew nothing good could come from that.

i thought dumb-as-a-box-full-tacks Jason "attempting" to study for a police exam was comical. can he even read??? I also cracked up when the Chief quit! hell i would've done the same damn thing!

Sookie continues to annoy the HELL outta me! Bill actually seems more palatable w/o her. i'm diggin' his Maker(?)/Sire Lorena. and that sex scene he dreamed up was like something out of Twin Peaks! what the hell was that??!!! that was totally creepy! like having sex in the middle of brutal car accident.

now the sex scene between Tara & 'new guy' Franklin-- i'm queerer than black sunshine, yet i kinda wanted to have sex w/ him. wow!

as for Pam's lick-fest: what the heck was that?! a hurricane?! if it was: good for her 'trick', bad for us viewers. clearly Alan Ball could've used the "services" of an expert woman-loving-woman (like femslash writers/fans) to assist in what lesbian vampire sex, other than sounding like a slurpy-machine at 7-Eleven.

so that's all i gotta say about last nite. all in all, FABULOUS!

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