I'm convinced the old Ash is gonna come in and be like, 'Bitch, step off' in his sexy-ass voice and then there's gonna be some sort of political pissing match over the position and Lauren's gonna end up caught in the middle of power consolidating, Bo or no Bo.

I have further theories, but this one in particular gives that nice subtext about me feeling that all members of Ash-hood are douches in sheep's clothing. So yeah.