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OMG! Lost had les!yay!

*shocked gasp*

Elizabeth Mitchell, you truly are a gem.

Kate and Juliet rolling around in the mud trying to pwn each other = almost as good as Billie and Rosie from Faster Pussycat Kill, Kill! rolling around in sand trying to pwn each other (Billie and Rosie win cause it went on for longer and no ones shoulder got dislocated, though EL and EM are hotter)

*crosses fingers and hopes for some awesome Juliet/Kate hate!sex fic*

And Evangline must have been inspired to Elizabeth Mitchell's awesome ability to bring the gay, because the flashbacks with Kate and Cassidy (I think that's her name) were pretty gayerific as well. The sistahs doing it for themseleves meeting at the gas station, the date complete with blushing at the bar, sharing a hotel room ... awesome.

*hopes that the Lost give Juliet and Kate more time on screen together (where they are NOT talking about Jackass)*

Also, Emilie de Ravin is radiant, and like most of the cast is totally underused. Her laugh when Sawyer said that Aaron was less wrinkly than the last time he saw him was magical.

That is all.

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I don't even watch Lost, and I saw an ad for that episode and immediately wanted fic.

See, THAT is the power of les!yay. Don't the writers/producers realize this? I mean really, a story about how Jack got is tattoos or Evangline Lily rolling around in mud and flirting with Elizabeth Mitchell? Um, I'll take the latter.

*sits back and waits for the fic to roll in ... and IT BETTER!*

oh how i hate kate...but as i'm watching, i am hoping that someone's boob popped out...my favorite thing about lizzy mitchell is that little look that says "bitch, please"...she has like the sexiest tandem of mouth/eyes...*swoon*...gotta go pop in that "gia" dvd now...

oh how i hate kate...but as i'm watching, i am hoping that someone's boob popped out..

LOL. I hate Kate too. I think this is the first episode I've liked Kate in since the first season. Evangline actually has really good chemistry with female co-stars (*remembers when they used to let Kate and Sun share screen time, and that one time Kate bonded with Claire and it was totally hot*) too bad they kept sticking her with Jackass.

my favorite thing about lizzy mitchell is that little look that says "bitch, please"...she has like the sexiest tandem of mouth/eyes...*swoon*...gotta go pop in that "gia" dvd now...

So true. Sometimes I forget how hot Mitchell is and then she just like exists on screen and I swoon. Juliet pwning Kate verbally and physically was the best.

Ah-ha. Yes! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that the bar scene was sooo gay and all the rest of the flashbacks. I swear I thought the directors and writers knew what they were doing. I mean, why would they handcuff Juilet and Kate together?

I certainly hope that this episode is an indication of the writers/producers realizing the power of les!yay and embracing it. I mean, you've got Elizabeth Mitchell who is like the mistress of les!yay on your show, you've got Evangline Lily she of the beautific smile who gazes doe-eyed at female co-stars like no one's business ... USE IT PEOPLE! USE IT!

I feel like once they get back to camp it's just gonna be more Jackass/Kate/Sawyer bullshit though. Maybe with some Juliet/Kate fighting over Jackass which will probably be hot, but also annoying because they're fighting over Jackass.

OMG! Lost had les!yay!

Hee, I *know*. It was like, after three friggin' years, TPTB finally woke up and said 'you know, we really screwed the pooch with Ana-Lucia and Kate, maybe we should make up for it with Kate and Juliet. That and the reason she can't make up her mind between Sawyer and Jack is because she's a big 'ol lesbo!'.

This ep, minus the Sawyer bs, was like a forty minute femslash fic come to life! You have Kate getting her date, Cassidy, smashed for drunken hotel sex. Mud wrestling. Chick fights. Light bondage with the handcuffs. Kate slipping her hand into Juliet's pants! There was Hurt/Comfort for cripes sake. And just what *did* Kate and Juliet do the entire night they spent in that tree, hrmm? It obviously wasn't talking!

*hopes that the Lost give Juliet and Kate more time on screen together

Seeing as how the standard operating procedure is that the female characters are forbidden to share more than 30 seconds of screentime? I'm not holding my breath. We should expect another female bonding episode sometime in season *eight*!!

Hee, I *know*. It was like, after three friggin' years, TPTB finally woke up and said 'you know, we really screwed the pooch with Ana-Lucia and Kate, maybe we should make up for it with Kate and Juliet. That and the reason she can't make up her mind between Sawyer and Jack is because she's a big 'ol lesbo!'.

I like the way you're mind malfunctions! I might actually 'like' the show instead of watching it out of habit if this happened. However, I think the writers like making viewing this show feel like anal rape.

This ep, minus the Sawyer bs, was like a forty minute femslash fic come to life! You have Kate getting her date, Cassidy, smashed for drunken hotel sex. Mud wrestling. Chick fights. Light bondage with the handcuffs. Kate slipping her hand into Juliet's pants! There was Hurt/Comfort for cripes sake. And just what *did* Kate and Juliet do the entire night they spent in that tree, hrmm? It obviously wasn't talking!

Oh I know! I just wish wish wish they'd shown us Kate waking up with Juliet's head on her shoulder after their night under the tree. So beautiful.

Too bad they had to fuck up the end of the episode with Kate/Jackass bullshit and then Jackass and Juliet walking off together.

Gawd, I hate this show.

Seeing as how the standard operating procedure is that the female characters are forbidden to share more than 30 seconds of screentime? I'm not holding my breath. We should expect another female bonding episode sometime in season *eight*!!

*sigh* I knows it's true. Do you remember way back in the first season when they had Kate and Sun talk every once in while? That was awesome. Or like that one episode where Kate and Claire bonded sorting clothes and it was totally hot cause they stared at each other dreamily? I miss that.

I totally sucks that the producers are such morons cause Evangline is pretty good at bringing the slash when she's on screen with another woman for more than five seconds.

Oh I know! I just wish wish wish they'd shown us Kate waking up with Juliet's head on her shoulder after their night under the tree. So beautiful.

Hee, I know. Because you know Kate was all 'I hate you and I'm sorry I broke your arm but you look kinda cold. Here, let me warm you up' and Juliet's all 'Get away from me you indecisive freak. Hey, what's your hand doing there? Oh. OH!'.

Or like that one episode where Kate and Claire bonded sorting clothes and it was totally hot cause they stared at each other dreamily? I miss that.

There was that one stretch where Charlie was back on the smack. And Kate was Miss ButchyProtector of Claire and the baby (everytime you looked there was Kate in Claire's tent). It was like she'd found the last Sharpee on the island and written 'property of Kate's' on their foreheads. Sadly, this was before Mr. Eko came along because I'm pretty certain Kate would have had a committment ceremony right then and there.

I totally sucks that the producers are such morons cause Evangline is pretty good at bringing the slash when she's on screen with another woman for more than five seconds.

Yeah, that's too much pretty to be wasted on the likes of Sawyer and Jack.

j...you must see fucking GRINDHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...it kicks awesome in the ass!!!... :)

-a-

OMG! I just got back from it! I floved it. The ending of "Death Proof" was like the best thing that I had ever seen on film. "Death Proof" was my favorite of the two, but I have to say that was a quality viewing experince. I mean, any movie that has Vanessa Ferlito shaking her ass in the camera, Sydney Poitier shaking her ass at the camera, and Tracie Thoms being a bad-ass motherfucker is a movie I'm gonna like, lol.

I'm one a Grindouse high, right now. *twirls dreamily*

Had I not seen the episode and read this, I would've done a virtual, Seinfeld-esque, "Get out!" Cause really, it's all too good to be true, yet...it is true. Omg. For once I can say, thank you Lost. :p

I know! It's like, 'wait ... did I just enjoy an episode of Lost? WTF???'. Although the previews make me think that this was just a mistake and next week I'll go back to hating 90% of every episode with a passion.

*needs fic to take away the inevitable pain*

Which LOST episode is this scene in? :)

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