j, don't be so melodramatic...as we all know, watching lifetime television for women is what dries up the ovaries...besides, you're clearly overlook the positives here... a dukes of hazzard reunion...a homage to marilyn monroe and god knows her career could use a boost and at last but not least, at some point in that movie boobs mcchesty as you've so affectionally dubbed the former mrs. lachey will actually be splattered by a horse cum shot and it will be funny...but as jerri blank would say..."for all the wrong reasons."