Where's the nearest bridge?

[fembuck]

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I think my ovaries just scriveled up and died. They do not want to live in a world where such horrors are possible. When one of my grade 10s uttered the words "splattered by a horse cum shot" today, I thought that was the most horrific thing I would experience, but I was wrong ... oh so wrong.

I'd ask why people are still letting Jessica Simpson make movies, but I'm too busy wondering why people are still letting Andy Dick make movies. I mean, at least Boobs McChesty is, well, Boobs McChesty which is something least. Andy Dick is just *shudder*

Poor, poor Penelope Ann Miller. At least she still looks good, that's something. I'm going to tell myself that she just does this to help add to the kids college funds between theatre gigs.

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[padawanmage.livejournal.com]

This looks like a remake of 'Legally Blonde'. Maybe they should have made it direct to DVD??

[(Anonymous)]

j, don't be so melodramatic...as we all know, watching lifetime television for women is what dries up the ovaries...besides, you're clearly overlook the positives here... a dukes of hazzard reunion...a homage to marilyn monroe and god knows her career could use a boost and at last but not least, at some point in that movie boobs mcchesty as you've so affectionally dubbed the former mrs. lachey will actually be splattered by a horse cum shot and it will be funny...but as jerri blank would say..."for all the wrong reasons."