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fembuck ([personal profile] fembuck) wrote2009-05-20 05:43 pm
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It is a good day for fans of femslash and Fringe

Fringe - Season 2 - Exclusive Casting Call

[KATHERINE]
MID TO LATE TWENTIES. FBI AGENT SHE IS ATTRACTIVE, BRASH, OUTSPOKEN,QUICK-WITTED AND CAPABLE. CATHERINE HAS A STRONG PERSONAL CENTER THAT COMES FROM A DEEP CORE BELIEF IN THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE. (RECURRING WITH POSSIBLE OPTION FOR SR) PLEASE SUBMIT ALL ETHNICITIES

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All I have thing to say to this ...

Jordana Brewster!!!


If that cannot happen ...

Tricia Helfer!!

She's not mid-twenties, but Tricia is fierce as hell and needs to be playing a smart pant-suit wearing Eff Bee Eye agent on my television screen every week. Tricia looking fucking fierce IN A BUSINESS suit is the only reason I am going to watch the Human Target pilot.  I'd be like ..

I'm in a suit (I'm in a suit)
I'm in a suit (I'm in a suit)
Everybody look at me cause I'm wearin' a suit (wearin' a suit)
I'm in a suit (I'm in a suit)
I'm in a suit
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin suit (suit, yeah)


Shit yeahhhhhhhh.

And IF THAT cannot happen ...

Rachel Nichols!

I want Rachel Nichols on my television every week. I've been teased with the possibility TWICE and both times she has been taken away from me too soon, far too soon!

OR (moving away from possibilities that are ... well, kinda possible)

Jill Wagner

All I have to say is ... you know you want to see that shit on screen!



It's like LOOK AT THIS SEXY BITCH! 
SHE IS HOLDING A FUCKIN' GUN SON!
holy fuck just look at this fucking FBI agent
she can arrest people son, so you better fucking put your hands beyond your back when she draws on you and let her do her goddamn job, jesus christ!

you fucking know she looks fierce
even wearing a goddamn jacket that makes no sense, I mean look at that fuckin' thing!  What the fuck is that?

Her name is KATHERINE!

does she have a last name?
Of course she has a fucking last name, you just don't get to know what it is!
Goddamn, who the hell do you think you are anyway, so fuck off!

Like you know that would be hot! (much of that rant ripped from UHURA, which I didn't make)

And finally, this one is pretty much just for me because I really, really want of this woman in my life ...

Lisa Ray
 


 It looks like The Sister and the Mother Figure are going to have to fight it out for sweet Olivia's affections next season! Add Astral-- Astrid into the mix, and ladies, this is not a cat fight ... it's a cat brawl!

[identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, I just saw that over at Ohnotheydidnt and, at first, I was all 'aw, not Charlie!'. Then I was all 'OMG, another female agent!'. And now I'm torn because I'm having a mental Lisa Ray/Jill Wagner/Jordana Brewster match in my mind.. which is a pretty awesome place to be at the moment, I'm sure none of them realized there'd be tickle fights and body oil!

And while it's sad that the casting directors would have to say so, I'm extremely pleased that they added 'PLEASE SUBMIT ALL ETHNICITIES'. Like, I *know* Zoe Saldana's dance card is pretty busy after Star Trek but she's always welcome in my mental, baby oil slathered, tickle fight to the death!

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I was all 'aw, not Charlie!'. Then I was all 'OMG, another female agent!'

This was my reaction exactly. At first I was like, should I celebrate the fact that Charlie is gone? But my happiness at another female agent who will interact on a regular basis with Olivia had to be squeed over.

I'm having a mental Lisa Ray/Jill Wagner/Jordana Brewster match in my mind.. which is a pretty awesome place to be at the moment

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And while it's sad that the casting directors would have to say so, I'm extremely pleased that they added 'PLEASE SUBMIT ALL ETHNICITIES'

Me too.

Zoe would be an awesome choice, if she isn't trying to ride the Star Trek coattails into more movie roles.

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I was also thinking that either of these fine women could make an excellent bed partner for Olivia. Sydney Tamiia Poitier and Vanessa Ferlito have been off of my television screens for far too long.

[identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, when did Vanessa Ferlito leave CSI: New York? Not that I watch CSI:NY but I do remember she was on there.

Mmmm, Sydney Tamiia Poitier has joined the on-going jello pit in my brain. Which has a lot of 'Hey! give me back my top!'.. 'Would you like some more lotion on your back.. side?'.. 'No, *I'm* going to give Anna Torv a blow job, bitch!'.. 'I don't give a shit if you *were* a lesbian super villain, *I'm* giving Anna Torv a blow job!'..

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, when did Vanessa Ferlito leave CSI: New York? Not that I watch CSI:NY but I do remember she was on there.

They killed off her character years ago (before Death Proof was even cast). That's when I stopped watching the show on a regular basis. Gary Sinese is good and everything, but he can't rock short shorts like a champ.

Which has a lot of 'Hey! give me back my top!'.. 'Would you like some more lotion on your back.. side?'.. 'No, *I'm* going to give Anna Torv a blow job, bitch!'.. 'I don't give a shit if you *were* a lesbian super villain, *I'm* giving Anna Torv a blow job!'.

God I love the way your mind works!

Jordana Brewster fighting with Sydney over giving Anna Torv a blow job might be the best imaginary conversation ever. Ever. It might just be the best thing in the universe ever. Ever.

*ponders*

I think it is.

[identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
God I love the way your mind works!

Lol, I forgot to mention the part where Michelle Rodriguez is all 'sorry ladies, there's only *one* way to settle this - you're ALL just gonna have to give me a blow job!'. Hee, I think I might have to write another Michelle Rodriguez RPF - The Battle For Anna Torv!

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
the part where Michelle Rodriguez is all 'sorry ladies, there's only *one* way to settle this - you're ALL just gonna have to give me a blow job!'

The mental picture that this gives me, makes me really want to get up and shut the door of my room because privacy will be required ... for hours ... possibly days.

Michelle lounging like a hot ass bitch in a recliner, with a harem of the most lovely women in the world crowded all around her, waiting to pounce.

Niiiiiiiiice.

Michelle Rodriguez RPF - The Battle For Anna Torv!

So. Beautiful.

You have to. Oh, you simply must. It's too wonderful to tease about. Please, oh please do say you'll write it!

[identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, oh please do say you'll write it!

Honestly, how could I *not* write it!?!

Oh my God, I just saw the edited version of this!! I love that Uhura 'quote' - Of course she has a fucking last name, you just don't get to know what it is!

Lol at the House .gif. I love the body language of nameless bit actress. She's all 'I did *not* slather myself in salt and stick a shot glass in my boobies so I could be slobbered all over by icky Sean Robert Leonard? Where's the fucking, hot, bisexual blonde!?!'. And, yes, it's cruel that the .gif stops where it does. I'd rather watch Olivia Wilde lick the salt off some nameless bit player's body, down a shot glass from her breasts and bite the lime stuck between her teeth than fucking Sean Robert Leonard!!
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[personal profile] novak_fan 2009-05-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
ANNA TORV APPROVES OF THIS POST

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[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
PAM APPROVES OF ANNA TORV'S APPROVAL

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Pam would also like to know if Anna Torv has ever had a little vampire on her cleavage, and if not if she'd like to? *wink*
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[personal profile] novak_fan 2009-05-20 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ANNA TORV APROVES OF PAM'S APPROVAL OF HER APPROVAL.

Pam would also like to know if Anna Torv has ever had a little vampire on her cleavage, and if not if she'd like to? *wink*

She'd be more than happy but right now she's kinda busy *points to pic* Though she wouldN'T mind Pam to join the party

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CROSSOVER Y/Y?

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely and delicious.

How much more would I love Dollhouse if Sexy Special Agent Olivia Dunham was the shunned FBI agent investigating the Dollhouse. And ... I'm now picturing this ... and it's really not that hard to imagine ... and ... IT'S GLORIOUS!

I thank you for this picture.

*bows*
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[personal profile] novak_fan 2009-05-20 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You're more than welcome!

They look so lovely indeed. Talking about alikes...just add Blake Lively and Leighton Meester and I'll die happy *sigh*

[identity profile] ex-stanleyt.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Jordana Brewster is like bacon - she makes anything better HOTTER THAN HELL!

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
God, I love bacon so much. And I love Jordan Brewster.

Your calculations are correct, Jordan Brewster is bacon.

All hail!

[identity profile] ex-stanleyt.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Your calculations are correct, Jordan Brewster is bacon.

AMG! I just snorted soda. it burns...

<3

[identity profile] trancer21.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I can't believe you went and *looked* for pictures of bacon! Or do you just have random pictures of bacon on your hard drive collected for such occasions?

Not that I'm gonna argue. Because Jordana Brewster is HOT LIKE BACON!

[identity profile] ex-stanleyt.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
My google-fu is strong today! ;)
novak_fan: (Fringe/OD)

[personal profile] novak_fan 2009-05-21 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
OMG LOL THIS IS SO HILARIOUS TRUE. <3 <3
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[identity profile] soulja-of-love.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Msnbc.com posted on yesterday that Terminator SCC has been canceled. If that's true, Lena Heady would make an excellent addition to the cast.

[identity profile] ex-stanleyt.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Terminator has indeed been canceled.

[identity profile] ic1pher.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
That bacon really reminds me of something and I think I might be the only one thinking that way.

[identity profile] blackgrl71.livejournal.com 2009-05-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
in the interest of keeping this AWESOME lively discussion a lil' more room to roam: BAM!

Meet Terminator's Moon Bloodgood

http://moonbloodgood.net/images/moonbloodgood_net/601/r_moonblood3.jpg

i'm STIL in my room gettin' over that image... i mean i'm just sayin'...

http://static.screenweek.it/2009/2/1/Terminator-Salvation-Moon-Bloodgood-Blair-Williams-2_mid.jpgL

[identity profile] theagonyofblank.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Legit femslash for Fringe, now! :)

I'm sad about Charlier, I really am. But Jordana Brewster or Jill Wagner would be fantabulous.
Edited 2009-05-29 21:36 (UTC)