It was like one of those horror movies where people cry in a really unpretty way...

[fembuck]

I was without the internet for almost 24 hours, while my desktop and laptop sat there, not working, mocking me with their not working!

I'm okay now though, everything is fine *wipes brow*

It's true what they say, that which does not kill us makes us stronger. 5 minutes ago I just lifted up my car, twirled it around my head and threw it at an asteroid. True story.

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[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

Like that guy on the simpsons did? aside from the throwing at an asteroid bit anyway...
Johnny carson or something, can't find a clip *shrugs*
did it kill the asteroid or did the asteroid win? and I hope your car insurance covered that..

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Johnny Carson or some dude who isn't as cool as me, and hasn't SUFFERED like I have.

and I hope your car insurance covered that..

Well, television and movies have taught me that there are never any consequences for causing massive levels of destruction and putting innumerable lives in danger if your killing an asteroid/monster/terrorist/supervillain/communist, etc. So, therefore I've been spending my time wondering were my beach and deliciously minty Mojito are, cause television and movies taught me that I should get those for asteroid killing as well. And a girl! *looks around for Asia Argento*

[billy-rose.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaah I see I see... perhaps I don't watch enough television movies then...
though I did try earlier - watched the beginning of gingersnaps 3 until I was bored out of my mind, then I watched the end of blood and chocolate and got very worked up about the ending (annoyed me so much) that I'm considering laying off the movie watchage for a while unless I know the outcome and slash potential..

[amluv.livejournal.com]

ah, this is the stuff that lifetime (tv4w) movies are made of...it's a story of adversity and overcoming that adversity so that you will become empowered and have your ovaries refortified thusly making you a *real* woman...

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

you will become empowered and have your ovaries refortified thusly making you a *real* woman...

OMG! This totally explains who I suddenly knew how to make a sponge cake, why I've been spirtzing everything with Fabreeze, why I packed three lunches this morning even though I don't have any kids, and why I've been watching Dr. Phil! *phew*

Anyway, the 'omg I don't have an internet connection' thing gave me some time to work on my Androtrix fic, which is turning into a freaking monster. It's the longest blackcest I've written. I'm feeling woe right now cause I don't know how to end it (though I suspect it will be extremely depressing).

*feels woe*

[amluv.livejournal.com]

"yay!!"...because hello androtrix fic=AWESOME to infinity...but "grr" because it can only end in tragedy...but is it wrong that i'm kneading my palms on my thighs waiting in anticipation??


and i'm glad to see you're getting in touch w/ your inner soccer mom...pretty soon you'll be best w/ some form of lady cancer and that's when the big guns of empowerment though trails of adversity really comes out...;)

[ralst.livejournal.com]

'net-less for twenty-four hours? Isn't that one of the biblical plagues that foreshadow the coming apocalypse? I know it would precede a frothing at the mouth bout of nonsensical babbling from me. So I feel your pain... and the super-human strength is bound to be useful.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

net-less for twenty-four hours? Isn't that one of the biblical plagues that foreshadow the coming apocalypse?

I think so. I mean, really being without the net is bad enough without also was having to constantly be on the look out for swarms of locust and worrying about your tap watering turning red.

and the super-human strength is bound to be useful.

It's true. My life will be so much easier now that I no longer have to be worried about being thwarted by a bottle of pickles!

[xavacid.livejournal.com]

The level of tragedy, man, it would drive me insane after a few hours. Last time it happened to me I had to stay away from my room, thus not see the computer that could not connect to the net. After that I buried my nose in the book, while turning on the movie loudly to distract me. So, I feel your pain. Lifting your car up will making you stronger for sure, whatcha gonna do with all the muscle???

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

my heart explodes with joy for you.:)

Seeing as how I've been spamming your LJ, may I friend you?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Yes, please do! This is spamming of the very best variety! In fact, I'll beat you to it :D

[ashirashadow.livejournal.com]

This is one time I don't mind being too slow.

Yay friends! Funny - Concubine then friend. But that is the way of things, isn't it.