Ah, the old breaking into the pool episode ...

[fembuck]

I don't know what Gossip Girl episode this is for but ...

Plot outline: The kids break into the school swimming pool at night to have a party, but someone nearly drowns. In the face of expulsion, a pact of secrecy is formed, which Dan is hesitant to be part of, causing tension between him and Serena. Meanwhile, Vanessa learns about Chuck and Blair's affair; and Lily considers expressing her true feelings to Rufus.

*shakes head* Dan .... Dan *shakes head again*.

The velvet glove of justice is back in action!

Blair is heading for cocktail hour with Eleanor -  a new tradition since they bonded over pie - when ... the phone rings!  Da da daaaaaa ...

Luckily it's Serena and Blair's frown turns upside down!



Serena: Shut up! No. No! What are YOU wearing? No you're not. Are you? What about on the bottom? Me? I'm just lying around. Come and join me? If you wanna see what I'm wearing come and look for yourself.



When Serena decides that she's finally ready to jump in and get wet with Blair, Blair is NOT disappointed by The van der Woodsen's swim suit. In fact she is very, very appointed pleased. No one can blame her for staring after all, Serena does look good.



Dan and Vanessa decide to take a video of the pool adventures because they weren't invited and want to live vicariously through the cool kids.

Vanessa: Damn, Blair looks like she wants to eat lunch off of your girlfriends ass.  Look at that, she looks down right carnivorous. Serena is pretty fine, though. And gay! That's a fine, gay piece of ass, right there.

Dan finds it hard to disagree with Vanessa's assessment of the situation. 

This makes Dan sad ... until he wonders if they'll him join in.   When he thinks about this he gets kind of 'appointed' as well.



Chuck's attention is drawn away from his harem of faux-Blair's ... his girls gone wild sense is tingling! There is hot, teenage lesbian action afoot!



Chuck wants in on that action but Dan stands in his way. Serena is his girlfriend, if anyones getting a threesome its him.

Chuck's no longer thinking about visiting the Isle of Lesbos and is more interested in some Greco-Roman wrestling.  Dan's pouty face is mighty cute after all and Chuck wonders if he can convince him to join him in the sauna.

Vanessa has gone to see if three is a crowd. The only things better than fine ass, gay, teenage lesbian fun, is fine ass, gay, lesbian teenage threesomes after all. And nobody says no to a little chocolate swirl!

Comments

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

The kids break into the school swimming pool at night to have a party, but someone nearly drowns.

When will people learn that breathplay is a privilege, not a right?

[jeepy91.livejournal.com]

From what I know, the episode is supposed to air January 3rd. Just from the basic outline, I can see that one having the rumored B/S kiss in it if it does indeed exist.

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

The most fan-fucking-tabulous thing about these pics (aside from Waldsen, OF COURSE) is Chuck. I saw those pics and was like "Why, Mr. Bass, those are some might gay looking pants you have there."

[novak_fan]

LoL like always I loved your comments on pics, so hilarious. Though on the last one with Dan/chuck...man, everybody on this show have to look gay for each other? lol
Also... Leighton *sigh* looking cute and adorable. And I love the fact that even with almost not make up on her she looks gorgeous too.
Though I'm not too fond of that swim suit I just have to said... Blake's legs! she really have legs to die for, sooooo sexy.

[pictureplaces.livejournal.com]

did anyone else notice the yellow headband girl sitting next to chuck has the same pout? They could be related i swear! Which will make it ten times more awkward when Chuck makes out with her.

I am enjoying Blair in her bathing suit though and the phone!sex by the pool that Serena and Blair will have, damnit!