Ah, the old breaking into the pool episode ...

[fembuck]

I don't know what Gossip Girl episode this is for but ...

Plot outline: The kids break into the school swimming pool at night to have a party, but someone nearly drowns. In the face of expulsion, a pact of secrecy is formed, which Dan is hesitant to be part of, causing tension between him and Serena. Meanwhile, Vanessa learns about Chuck and Blair's affair; and Lily considers expressing her true feelings to Rufus.

*shakes head* Dan .... Dan *shakes head again*.

The velvet glove of justice is back in action!

Blair is heading for cocktail hour with Eleanor -  a new tradition since they bonded over pie - when ... the phone rings!  Da da daaaaaa ...

Luckily it's Serena and Blair's frown turns upside down!



Serena: Shut up! No. No! What are YOU wearing? No you're not. Are you? What about on the bottom? Me? I'm just lying around. Come and join me? If you wanna see what I'm wearing come and look for yourself.



When Serena decides that she's finally ready to jump in and get wet with Blair, Blair is NOT disappointed by The van der Woodsen's swim suit. In fact she is very, very appointed pleased. No one can blame her for staring after all, Serena does look good.



Dan and Vanessa decide to take a video of the pool adventures because they weren't invited and want to live vicariously through the cool kids.

Vanessa: Damn, Blair looks like she wants to eat lunch off of your girlfriends ass.  Look at that, she looks down right carnivorous. Serena is pretty fine, though. And gay! That's a fine, gay piece of ass, right there.

Dan finds it hard to disagree with Vanessa's assessment of the situation. 

This makes Dan sad ... until he wonders if they'll him join in.   When he thinks about this he gets kind of 'appointed' as well.



Chuck's attention is drawn away from his harem of faux-Blair's ... his girls gone wild sense is tingling! There is hot, teenage lesbian action afoot!



Chuck wants in on that action but Dan stands in his way. Serena is his girlfriend, if anyones getting a threesome its him.

Chuck's no longer thinking about visiting the Isle of Lesbos and is more interested in some Greco-Roman wrestling.  Dan's pouty face is mighty cute after all and Chuck wonders if he can convince him to join him in the sauna.

Vanessa has gone to see if three is a crowd. The only things better than fine ass, gay, teenage lesbian fun, is fine ass, gay, lesbian teenage threesomes after all. And nobody says no to a little chocolate swirl!

Comments

[teh-no.livejournal.com]

The kids break into the school swimming pool at night to have a party, but someone nearly drowns.

When will people learn that breathplay is a privilege, not a right?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Sometimes people need to learn life lessons the hard way.

I mean, sure it's going to be embarrassing but it's better they learn early so that when they break into pools in University they'll have learned to proper way to deny a partner oxygen so that it's fun for everyone.

[jeepy91.livejournal.com]

From what I know, the episode is supposed to air January 3rd. Just from the basic outline, I can see that one having the rumored B/S kiss in it if it does indeed exist.

[novak_fan]

I really hope not. I bet my money that if there's gonna be a Waldsen "kiss" in this epi like the rumor say...it'll be because of that ...but someone nearly drowns line' plot. You know...the first aid technique and all. Typical *rolling eyes*

[jeepy91.livejournal.com]

True, depending on who almost drowns.

I was actually thinking more though for the potential of a hot tub near the pool. They could follow book canon that way.

At this point, I don't honestly care, because Blake and Leighton bring so much heat, anything will be hot. lol

[novak_fan]

I was actually thinking more though for the potential of a hot tub near the pool.

Yeah...I got the idea when read about the pool and all. I'm expecting more from Josh though. But that scenario would work more than fine for me :)

And again agree with you, Bleighton could fill the gayness that Waldsen could left behind. Not that there's much to fill though lol

[jeepy91.livejournal.com]

I'm honestly not sure what I expect from Josh, especially after Malex. I wasn't a fan one way or the other of that pairing, but it was handled badly at the end, and just a kiss or no, I want my Waldsen happies on a regular basis.

But yes, I'm fully convinced Bleighton chemistry can pull of just about anything and make it scorching.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Ah, so true. They're sure to have champagne or some alcoholic drink with them in the pool, and at a school like that there would probably be a pretty awesome hot tub nearby. And if Serena is really upset with Dan she might drink to much and turn to Blair for some comfort.

I'd like it better if it was a meaningful Waldsen kiss, but at this point ever drunken experimentation or hurt/comfort is probably the only type of kissage we'll get from them.

But Bleighton will totally rock it. Seriously, any time they're around each other the sexual tension is off the charts, so with their lips actually being on each other there's no way it won't be cosmically hot.

[sinandmisery.livejournal.com]

The most fan-fucking-tabulous thing about these pics (aside from Waldsen, OF COURSE) is Chuck. I saw those pics and was like "Why, Mr. Bass, those are some might gay looking pants you have there."

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol, I KNOW! Those pants are ... *has no words* I mean, credit has to go to Ed that he doesn't look COMPLETELY ridiculous in them (in must be the Brit in him that finds a way to work them), but seriously. I mean, if they were just brown it would be pretty gay, but the pattern just takes it to a whole new level.

[novak_fan]

LoL like always I loved your comments on pics, so hilarious. Though on the last one with Dan/chuck...man, everybody on this show have to look gay for each other? lol
Also... Leighton *sigh* looking cute and adorable. And I love the fact that even with almost not make up on her she looks gorgeous too.
Though I'm not too fond of that swim suit I just have to said... Blake's legs! she really have legs to die for, sooooo sexy.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Though on the last one with Dan/chuck...man, everybody on this show have to look gay for each other?

I think the answer is resoundingly, yes! lol. And I would have it no other way.

And I love the fact that even with almost not make up on her she looks gorgeous too.

Yeah, she looks really fresh and cute in that picture. There were some other ones where she looked equally good, but Nate was it them so I chose to pretend they didn't exist ;)

Though I'm not too fond of that swim suit I just have to said... Blake's legs! she really have legs to die for, sooooo sexy.

The swim suits I've seen this episode are not looking too hot. The one the guy behind Blake is wearing is gross, the red polka dot one didn't win me over either, and the black number is good on the top but the bottom is kind of wonky.

But, at least the hotness of Blake and Leighton will compensate for these things. Plus, legs ... legs ... *sighs* legs ...

[pictureplaces.livejournal.com]

did anyone else notice the yellow headband girl sitting next to chuck has the same pout? They could be related i swear! Which will make it ten times more awkward when Chuck makes out with her.

I am enjoying Blair in her bathing suit though and the phone!sex by the pool that Serena and Blair will have, damnit!