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Prepare to get slapped ...
I can't fathom how it happened, but I somehow didn't hear about Bitch Slap: The Movie until ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
backslashglare gave me the heads up. So, #1, thank you backslashglare and #2 TRAILER TRAILER TRAILER .... TRAILER ...
Honestly, do yourselves a favor and watch the trailer! (link to official website)
Inspiration: “Bitch Slap” is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of “Dragstrip Girls,” “Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill,” “Kung Fu Nun” and the pantheon of Blacksploitation films, “Bitch Slap” mixes hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message… don’t be naughty! - source
Synopsis: “Bitch Slap” follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort massive booty from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control as allegiances change, truths are revealed, other criminals arrive for the score, the fate of the world hangs in the balance and they are forced to confront a villain much worse than they ever expected… themselves. - source
It's like Grindhouse (only Dakota and Cherry would've gotten it on - or Julia and Arlene, or Abernathy and Kim, or Zoe and Kim, or Lee and Abernathy or ... well, you get the point)
For your visual pleasure ... Wonder Woman
And it gets better! The cast list for the movie is amazing, geeks everywhere will rejoice.
1. Lucy Lawless
2. Renée O'Connor
Playing nuns!
And at this point I don't think I need to keep going but I will ;)
3. Zoë (motherfrakking) Bell
4. Kevin Sorbo
5. Michael Hurst
6. William Gregory Lee (from Xena,Dark Angel and Dante's Cove)
7. Mark Lutz (aka Groo, from Angel)
*sniffles, wipes eyes* If somehow Tracie Thoms had been part of this movie, I think it would have been so awesome that my mind would have exploded upon viewing.
Can it be 2009 now?
backslashglare gave me the heads up. So, #1, thank you backslashglare and #2 TRAILER TRAILER TRAILER .... TRAILER ...Honestly, do yourselves a favor and watch the trailer! (link to official website)
Inspiration: “Bitch Slap” is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s - 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of “Dragstrip Girls,” “Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill,” “Kung Fu Nun” and the pantheon of Blacksploitation films, “Bitch Slap” mixes hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message… don’t be naughty! - source
Synopsis: “Bitch Slap” follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort massive booty from a ruthless underworld kingpin. Things quickly spin out of control as allegiances change, truths are revealed, other criminals arrive for the score, the fate of the world hangs in the balance and they are forced to confront a villain much worse than they ever expected… themselves. - source
It's like Grindhouse (only Dakota and Cherry would've gotten it on - or Julia and Arlene, or Abernathy and Kim, or Zoe and Kim, or Lee and Abernathy or ... well, you get the point)
For your visual pleasure ... Wonder Woman
And it gets better! The cast list for the movie is amazing, geeks everywhere will rejoice.
1. Lucy Lawless
2. Renée O'Connor
Playing nuns!
And at this point I don't think I need to keep going but I will ;)
3. Zoë (motherfrakking) Bell
4. Kevin Sorbo
5. Michael Hurst
6. William Gregory Lee (from Xena,Dark Angel and Dante's Cove)
7. Mark Lutz (aka Groo, from Angel)
*sniffles, wipes eyes* If somehow Tracie Thoms had been part of this movie, I think it would have been so awesome that my mind would have exploded upon viewing.
Can it be 2009 now?
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lol! What's gonna happen when you actually see the movie? *is really interested to hear how that'll go*
If only they could package it as a double feature with Jennifer's Body!
O-M-G. That would be so great. That idea is so awesome that I am now going to be irrationally pissed at the studios involved when this does not come to fruition. *drifts into a very pleasant dream world*
this is soo going to wash the bad taste of the Twilight movie out of my mouth which I'm also totally going to see because it looks absolutely cracktastic!!
lol! I'm totally going to see Twilight too. Vampires, Robert Pattinson and Cam Gigandet are too much for me to resist. I only made through about half of the book, but I'll be in that motherfrakking theater.
*grumbles* stupid cracktastic movies and vampire fetish reeling me in!