And because in the Twilight-verse, being a creeper stalker weirdo is romantic they had a make-out session.

XDDD

You know, since Edward's technically 107...shouldn't Chris Hansen from Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" have shown up before this?

I mean, we know out of the two of them that Alice would totally appreciate that ass WAY more than Edward ;)

Well, i mean, her butt, it's just so...BIG.

Dude, i died laughing when i played the song and stared at this.

And please find some way to work this into The Edge.