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OMG, is that Bella's ass? No wonder Alice wants to tap that!
Really badly maniped for my sanity and yours ;)
picture and song courtesy of ontd_twatlight
made by someone with far more talent than me, but it's impossible to keep track of who is responsible for genius like this :D
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The only scenario I can figure is that Bella must have been sleeping like that, and Edward being the total creeper that he is snuck into her room, and woke her up in the process. And because in the Twilight-verse, being a creeper stalker weirdo is romantic they had a make-out session.
When I watch the movie however, I will tell myself that Bella was having an erotic dream about Alice, and when she felt cool fingers on her face thought it was Alice and accidentally ended up making out with Edward.
I mean, we know out of the two of them that Alice would totally appreciate that ass WAY more than Edward ;)
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XDDD
You know, since Edward's technically 107...shouldn't Chris Hansen from Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" have shown up before this?
I mean, we know out of the two of them that Alice would totally appreciate that ass WAY more than Edward ;)
Well, i mean, her butt, it's just so...BIG.
Dude, i died laughing when i played the song and stared at this.
And please find some way to work this into The Edge.
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Psst. He's talking to you Statutory!Rapeward!
Well, i mean, her butt, it's just so...BIG.
Something I never thought I'd read about KStew's ass! It really is surprising juicy, lol.
Dude, i died laughing when i played the song and stared at this.
Oh, I know. I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. It's just ... so beautiful *wipes eyes*
And please find some way to work this into The Edge.
OMG, don't encourage me. Do you know what sort of crack that scene will have to be to get that in there? But I wanna do it now, I really want to. *isn't sure she wants to fight the urge*
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The scene will have Bella biting Alice like crazy, while Alice is preoccupied with her new vamp!ass. Rapping Alice will make me DIE with laughter. again.
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After coining Fapward, coming up with new nicknames for Suckward is my new favorite way to pass time.
*studiously ignores the fact that Edward and Alice are the same age, because Alice is awesome*
Rapping Alice will make me DIE with laughter. again.
You are going to LOVE that scene then. Bella totally pounces on Alice like a cat in heat, and all of the Cullen's are still around but Bella doesn't care, and Alice is all like "horny new vampire molesting me, what do I do?" She decides on kissing back, and everyone else is just gonna like tip toe out of the room, lol.
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*studiously ignores the fact that Edward and Alice are the same age, because Alice is awesome*
Alice doesn't have the pedo smile that pedos do. That and she isn't creepy.
oh my GOD. That sounds amazing!
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Oh and...
Do you know what sort of crack that scene will have to be to get that in there? But I wanna do it now, I really want to. *isn't sure she wants to fight the urge*
Consider yourself enabled. I will take ALL the blame for whatever your brain creates. Promise.
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YES! You're maniping skillz make me happy. I cannot wait to see what hotness you come up with!
Consider yourself enabled. I will take ALL the blame for whatever your brain creates. Promise.
OMG! You have no idea what you've done! It's gonna be bananas (how wrong is it that I have to sing Hollaback Girl in my head to spell that word right?)
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(Anonymous) 2008-10-27 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)And there is no goddamn way Edward could EVA deserve that ass.
*Holds up Team Alice banner*
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It's...godlike.
And I thought that she was so stick like. She must have filled out a LOT since In The Land Of Women.
I approve.
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Didn't that movie come out when she was like 12?
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It seems to be like she should be older. Not for pervy reasons, but because she's been acting for so long. It's the same reason that most of the time I think Keira Knightly is like 27 or 28 years old. She's NOT, but she seems like she should be. KStew seems like should be like 20 or 21 at least.
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I know! When i saw PotC 5 years ago, I was like: she's EIGHTEEN? WHAT?
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lol! There's like literally over a hundreds posts dedicated to discussing and analyzing KStew's ass over at twatlight. People have posted pics for comparison and have been looking at clothing and positioning, and even proposing ass padding to full those undies out.
Right now people seem to think that she's still skinny as a rail, but the combination of granny panties, and her arching back and sticking her ass out make it look bigger. And that the way she's sitting also makes her thighs look bigger, which is why a NASTAL like KStew looks like she's got a booty.
Either way, I don't care. That ass is looking good!
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Fapward does NOT deserve that ass. No way. Since Alice is a woman, she would SO know how to make Bella feel good.
Alice, go. Tap. That. Ass.
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Trufax.
Since Alice is a woman, she would SO know how to make Bella feel good.
Alice would also want to make Bella feel good, instead of wondering what certain sex acts will mean for her virtue. Alice will just dive right in there!
Alice, go. Tap. That. Ass.
Hot!
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I never thought I would say that about KStew's ass, but tis true.
*wants to touch the heiny*
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Whoa.
Anyway, Hi, you don't know me, But I love your stuff, Sarah Connor, Popular and Twilight are awesome.
And I linked to this in a journal entry I just made, so I was just wondering can I friend you?
=]
I'm Kirsty by the way.
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lol, it's seriously mesmerizing isn't it? I've read more discussions about KStew's ass in the last few days than I've seen about the election! Although granted, it is a far more satisfying and sexier topic :D
Hi, you don't know me, But I love your stuff, Sarah Connor, Popular and Twilight are awesome.
Hi! *waves* And thanks :D
so I was just wondering can I friend you?
Please do! I love making new friends :D
I'm Kirsty by the way.
Janine *shakes hand*
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Awesome! Friending away.
OMG
that made me laugh like no other.
You've totally made my day
:)