i want to go to there

[fembuck]

Like you guys, I know I've gone on about how hot Megan Fox is in the past but ... I think this may be the sexiest Megan Fox has ever been.

There are no adjectives to describe how amazingly, wonderfully, perfectly, awesomely, god-like she is in this video.

I'm pretty sure that it's not scientifically possible to view this creaming yourself a little.  If someone showed this to Miss California I'm pretty sure that she would jizz in her pants.   Sure, she'd lie about it afterward cause she's a hater, but trust me on this.

GOOD MORNING, MEGAN FOX

Thank you anonymous poster for alerting to me to this wonder.



FYT:

Comments

[my-winter-love.livejournal.com]

Why is that whole 'eating' scene SO FUCKING HOT? Like, why? It's not normal!

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Like you guys, I know I've gone on about how hot Megan Fox is in the past but ... I think this may be the sexiest Megan Fox has ever been.

Them sounds like fightin' words in a Megan Fox-off!

[sporkmetender.livejournal.com]

That is...beyond hot. I think I may be in love. Well, at the very least in lust. Fuuuuuck. *drools*

[(Anonymous)]

Ummm...can anyone say Ivy Tamwood without the oriental features? UNF!

Rachel is a lucky sonofabitch. On the real.

[(Anonymous)]

my phone vibrated in my pocket immediately after this ended..
pretty sure i came.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Why is that whole 'eating' scene SO FUCKING HOT?

I don't know, but it melted my brain it was so hot. I was like, "You eat that croissant, Megan! Tear into it! That's right. Lick you're fingers! Who's a sexy bitch? That's right, you are. Eat that pastery piece of goodness!"

She is a wonder.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Them sounds like fightin' words in a Megan Fox-off!


THEY ARE! ... well, actually they're not. I think we can agree to disagree here.

You can have this painted!on!costume Megan Fox and I'll stick with sexy assassin Megan Fox.

Honestly, like three years ago if asked to take her or leave her, I probably would have left her. But in the past year she has become supernova hot to me.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I think I may be in love. Well, at the very least in lust.

This. She is amazing. I want to have her babies.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

can anyone say Ivy Tamwood without the oriental features? UNF!

I love you. This is what I was thinking the whole time I was watching the video, only I didn't want people to think that my every thought revolves around Ivy Tamwood. But this is TOTALLY what I was thinking.

Rachel is a lucky sonofabitch. On the real.

Or she would be if she wasn't such a gay!panic not blood-balance wanting idiot.

[sporkmetender.livejournal.com]

Not if I get there first :P

Seriously, though. Hotness. The black underwear? And the sheet? Guh.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

This is a perfectly acceptable response to that video.

Hell, I don't even have the excuse of my phone vibrating ;)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Not if I get there first :P



Oh, it's on! *snap*

Hotness. The black underwear? And the sheet? Guh.

This. Just everything about it was magical.

[sporkmetender.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's on! *snap*

After that video? I think I'll have to concede. You got there first, after all. But still...when you get tired of her (in eighty years or so, I imagine), do feel free to send her my way :D

[sweet-illuzion.livejournal.com]

UUNNNNNFFFFFF it wasn't even like she was trying to be that sexy really. She was just doing things and god..... the EATING....my brain is short circuiting... she would even look sexy while shaving Chuck Bass' chest or something. I swear.

I CAME.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't sexy assassin Megan Fox pile-up with Mr. And Mrs. Smith sexy assassin Angelina Jolie? Isn't there such a thing as too many sexy assassins?

[sweet-illuzion.livejournal.com]

God yesssssss

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Isn't there such a thing as too many sexy assassins?

That's a joke, right? Of course there isn't such a thing as too many sexy female assassins!

wouldn't sexy assassin Megan Fox pile-up with Mr. And Mrs. Smith sexy assassin Angelina Jolie?

Yes. And then they do it. And it'd be even hotter. I even think Megan might top (Angie's so scrawny now that Megan could probably strong arm her into behaving ... and this sentence alone is why there can never be too many sexy assassins!).

And ... now I have to go to my bunk ...

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I think it's be like "if you give a mouse a cookie." If you start taking in sexy girl-sassins, they're gonna want to perform a hit...

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I went to see 'Fast and the Furious 4' this weekend. They showed the trailer for 'Transformers 2', I thought I had a geek-gasm then? I was WRONG!!

You know what would have made that video better? Megan Fox riding on the back of Michelle 'fucking' Rodriguez's motorcycle! And maybe a sword.. or something! It was hot just not enough GIRL GAY!

Admittedly, I did laugh when Megan was drinking that beer. Megan Fox DOES NOT drink shitty Miller Lite! C'mon now people. I know she has questionable tastes *cough*BAG*cough* but they're not *that* bad!

And, I have to agree with you in the Megan Fox-off, Megan the Assassin is *way* hotter than painted-on Super Girl. There's something to be said for leaving a little bit to the imagination.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

If you start taking in sexy girl-sassins, they're gonna want to perform a hit...

I'd die happy (and hopefully mid-orgasm). What more could one ask for?

[hypno-ninja.livejournal.com]

Am i crazy for thinking that at certain points of the video she looked eerily like Lena Heady?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

it wasn't even like she was trying to be that sexy really.

I KNOW! That what makes it even hotter. She's probably that hot ALL the time. Like, she was just eating her freaking lunch and lighting a BBQ and things were happening in my pants!

She is too hot for words.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I didn't see it really, but on the page I linked to for the video someone mentioned seeing a resemblence between the two of them as well, so you are not alone.

Though I have to admit mostly my thoughts consisted of "Guuuuuuh" "Dammmmmmmn" and "Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnf!"

[sweet-illuzion.livejournal.com]

Your icon is too FIERCE for words. I'm missing Kings so much right now.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

You know what would have made that video better? Megan Fox riding on the back of Michelle 'fucking' Rodriguez's motorcycle!

OMG! This would be glorious. I'm picturing like that BSG style photoshoot with Grace, Tricia and Katee in the desert. Only it's Megan and Michelle, and Megan is draped all over Michelle who is staring into the camera like a fucking sexy mutherfucker cause she knows you want to be her, or do her, or probably both. And Megan's just looking smug and sexy as hell, cause she's draped over Michelle, and she KNOWS you wish you were her (or could do her).

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Megan Fox DOES NOT drink shitty Miller Lite!

LOL!

Megan the Assassin is *way* hotter than painted-on Super Girl. There's something to be said for leaving a little bit to the imagination.

Yes! She's classy and sexy at the same time as super secret assassin instead of being old school trashy Megan Fox that I wasn't attracted to. She's learned that less is more when it comes to applying makeup, and now she's learning that sexy business woman/librarian is a way hotter look on her than Hooters waitress. I'm so proud of her!