i want to go to there

[fembuck]

Like you guys, I know I've gone on about how hot Megan Fox is in the past but ... I think this may be the sexiest Megan Fox has ever been.

There are no adjectives to describe how amazingly, wonderfully, perfectly, awesomely, god-like she is in this video.

I'm pretty sure that it's not scientifically possible to view this creaming yourself a little.  If someone showed this to Miss California I'm pretty sure that she would jizz in her pants.   Sure, she'd lie about it afterward cause she's a hater, but trust me on this.

GOOD MORNING, MEGAN FOX

Thank you anonymous poster for alerting to me to this wonder.



FYT:

Comments

[my-winter-love.livejournal.com]

Why is that whole 'eating' scene SO FUCKING HOT? Like, why? It's not normal!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Why is that whole 'eating' scene SO FUCKING HOT?

I don't know, but it melted my brain it was so hot. I was like, "You eat that croissant, Megan! Tear into it! That's right. Lick you're fingers! Who's a sexy bitch? That's right, you are. Eat that pastery piece of goodness!"

She is a wonder.

[sweet-illuzion.livejournal.com]

God yesssssss

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Like you guys, I know I've gone on about how hot Megan Fox is in the past but ... I think this may be the sexiest Megan Fox has ever been.

Them sounds like fightin' words in a Megan Fox-off!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Them sounds like fightin' words in a Megan Fox-off!


THEY ARE! ... well, actually they're not. I think we can agree to disagree here.

You can have this painted!on!costume Megan Fox and I'll stick with sexy assassin Megan Fox.

Honestly, like three years ago if asked to take her or leave her, I probably would have left her. But in the past year she has become supernova hot to me.

[sporkmetender.livejournal.com]

That is...beyond hot. I think I may be in love. Well, at the very least in lust. Fuuuuuck. *drools*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I think I may be in love. Well, at the very least in lust.

This. She is amazing. I want to have her babies.

[(Anonymous)]

Ummm...can anyone say Ivy Tamwood without the oriental features? UNF!

Rachel is a lucky sonofabitch. On the real.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

can anyone say Ivy Tamwood without the oriental features? UNF!

I love you. This is what I was thinking the whole time I was watching the video, only I didn't want people to think that my every thought revolves around Ivy Tamwood. But this is TOTALLY what I was thinking.

Rachel is a lucky sonofabitch. On the real.

Or she would be if she wasn't such a gay!panic not blood-balance wanting idiot.

[(Anonymous)]

my phone vibrated in my pocket immediately after this ended..
pretty sure i came.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

This is a perfectly acceptable response to that video.

Hell, I don't even have the excuse of my phone vibrating ;)

[sweet-illuzion.livejournal.com]

UUNNNNNFFFFFF it wasn't even like she was trying to be that sexy really. She was just doing things and god..... the EATING....my brain is short circuiting... she would even look sexy while shaving Chuck Bass' chest or something. I swear.

I CAME.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

it wasn't even like she was trying to be that sexy really.

I KNOW! That what makes it even hotter. She's probably that hot ALL the time. Like, she was just eating her freaking lunch and lighting a BBQ and things were happening in my pants!

She is too hot for words.

[trancer21.livejournal.com]

I went to see 'Fast and the Furious 4' this weekend. They showed the trailer for 'Transformers 2', I thought I had a geek-gasm then? I was WRONG!!

You know what would have made that video better? Megan Fox riding on the back of Michelle 'fucking' Rodriguez's motorcycle! And maybe a sword.. or something! It was hot just not enough GIRL GAY!

Admittedly, I did laugh when Megan was drinking that beer. Megan Fox DOES NOT drink shitty Miller Lite! C'mon now people. I know she has questionable tastes *cough*BAG*cough* but they're not *that* bad!

And, I have to agree with you in the Megan Fox-off, Megan the Assassin is *way* hotter than painted-on Super Girl. There's something to be said for leaving a little bit to the imagination.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

You know what would have made that video better? Megan Fox riding on the back of Michelle 'fucking' Rodriguez's motorcycle!

OMG! This would be glorious. I'm picturing like that BSG style photoshoot with Grace, Tricia and Katee in the desert. Only it's Megan and Michelle, and Megan is draped all over Michelle who is staring into the camera like a fucking sexy mutherfucker cause she knows you want to be her, or do her, or probably both. And Megan's just looking smug and sexy as hell, cause she's draped over Michelle, and she KNOWS you wish you were her (or could do her).

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Megan Fox DOES NOT drink shitty Miller Lite!

LOL!

Megan the Assassin is *way* hotter than painted-on Super Girl. There's something to be said for leaving a little bit to the imagination.

Yes! She's classy and sexy at the same time as super secret assassin instead of being old school trashy Megan Fox that I wasn't attracted to. She's learned that less is more when it comes to applying makeup, and now she's learning that sexy business woman/librarian is a way hotter look on her than Hooters waitress. I'm so proud of her!

[hypno-ninja.livejournal.com]

Am i crazy for thinking that at certain points of the video she looked eerily like Lena Heady?

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I didn't see it really, but on the page I linked to for the video someone mentioned seeing a resemblence between the two of them as well, so you are not alone.

Though I have to admit mostly my thoughts consisted of "Guuuuuuh" "Dammmmmmmn" and "Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnf!"

[pictureplaces.livejournal.com]

oh my GOD she's breathtaking. Fuckkkkk.

[dollfleshdecay.livejournal.com]

UNF! Good morning, Megan indeed!

Damn. She's too freaking perfect, it's not fair natural. Except I hate her tattoo's...

And she could totally be Ivy Tamwood. Especially in that black dress. mmm...

[ic1pher.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be a total heretic and say that I don't get why people find her so attractive. Yes, she's very pretty (and seems like a cool girl), but hot? No. In theory I should find her hot, but in practice, not. Which is just an interesting phenomenon.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously I lust for Megan Fox like whoa, but I understand this.

There are plenty of celebs who other people are gaga over who I'm like, "Eh, they're alright at best" about.

[lightbluenym.livejournal.com]

If you go on AfterEllen, someone photoshopped her as Wonder Woman. It's lovely. :)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

Is it the painted on outfit one?

[fujii-itsuki.livejournal.com]

*speechless*
Umm...I think it's time they get Megan Fox on Sarah Connor Chronicles. FOX would renew the show in a heartbeat. Watch Megan Fox on FOX. See! An instant headline! And since someone mentioned about the resemblance to Lena Headey(which I kinda see), they can re-write the whole mythology. Megan Fox can be Jane Connor, daughter of Sarah Connor and the saviour of all mankind~ GARH *brain short circuits* Put Summer Glau in there...*gulps* Now that's a Jameron I wouldn't mind seeing! *loops video*

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol, this makes me want a season three even more!

God, that would have been glorious. Although, I think maybe it would be better if she was a resistence fighter from the future who goes back in time to help Sarah now that John's in the future. That way, we could have Sarah and Megan's character do it. Cause that'd be hot, lol.

[su-bones.livejournal.com]

*thud* I'm dead now, and as soon as I'll wake up I'll be going to my bed, it seems...so, thanks for posting :)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

lol. I hope you ahem, enjoy you're time in bed!

[krumnut.livejournal.com]

It's been a minute since that video came to an end. I'm still biting my lip.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

It's been a day since I last saw this video and I'm still biting my lip.

[jay00789.livejournal.com]

I dare someone, anyone, on the face of this earth to say that she is not the hottest fucking thing you've ever seen.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

If I met someone who said this, I would be all:

[amikana.livejournal.com]

......trench coat.......stockings........thigh.......

i, uh. yeah. that's hot. :D

glad to see she's not really as anorexic as she looked in those corset photos o.O


and brad pitt victory dance - made of WIN!!!

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

i, uh. yeah. that's hot.

Truth.

glad to see she's not really as anorexic as she looked in those corset photos o.O

The costume designer took that corset a step to far. I'd seen recent pictures of her so I wasn't that worried, since she looked normal on like Saturday.

But, yeah. It's nice to have these awesomely sexy, unworrying images of her to off-set the corset worry.


and brad pitt victory dance - made of WIN!!!

lol. He was hilarious in this movie. I've got another one of him dancing in the car which is also mint.

[missmerrimack.livejournal.com]

Ok, so my heart forever belongs to Olivia Wilde but holy Jesus Megan Fox is soooo hot! I always thought she was pretty but I never really paid attention until I saw she was smokin' super sexy in that video. And you know what? She loves Olivia Wilde too, so thumbs up times a bajillion.

And LOLZ at Brad Pitt.

P.S. I hope you don't mind I added you as a friend. I kinda lurked around your journal before I got one :-)

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

so my heart forever belongs to Olivia Wilde but holy Jesus Megan Fox

I can't find fault with that. Olivia Wilde is ... well, Olivia Wilde, which is to say perfection.

Also, Megan has become a bazillion times hotter over the last couple of years, so don't feel bad about not noticing her before. You weren't missing anything.

And LOLZ at Brad Pitt.

I enjoy that .gif sfm. He was hilarious in that movie.


P.S. I hope you don't mind I added you as a friend.

Not at all. Hope to see you around!

[madndizzee.livejournal.com]

O.O that... *speechless* thank god the boss is out of the office. i had to tilt my head left and then right several times to follow the hotness and i don't know what expression was on my face (or if there was any drool) but i'm pretty sure i don't want the boss to see it. and the tongue action... i want to be home in bed! aaah, my voyeuristic heart is satisfied for today. who am i kidding?! *rewatches clip*

Megan Fox is Bisexual. Yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

justme

http://theblemish.com/2009/05/megan-fox-is-bisexual-now/